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Not Welcome At Upton Park...

That was very funny, I loved the way they changed their tune once an old acquaintance outed you.

Has your Twitter account increased in followers recently?
 
This is great stuff Slip - and I make you spot on with the original opinion. Some of my favourite comments:

I'd vote Singapore the most dull place in Asia to visit. FACTAMUNDO mother funker, suck my plums.

(Singapore is the BEST place in Asia to visit!)

Best and worst clubs to visit, written by somebody who has only ever visited them in a press box. What a complete and utter clueless prick.

F**k him and the ladyboy he rode in on.
 
My personal favourite moment is when the realisation that you're not asian and, in fact, a "proper football fan" sets in and they become even angrier.
 
It's all very strange, isn't it? They're obviously not very secure about themselves. Well, the half that got angry anyway. The other half seemed to be in agreement!

I regret describing London as 'my patch'. I was caught unawares. Someone tweeted me an angry message and I sent a concil...consil....conciliat....a soft-hearted reply without really thinking about it. "London is my patch" really does make me sound like a right ****. I won't do that again.
 
It's all very strange, isn't it? They're obviously not very secure about themselves. Well, the half that got angry anyway. The other half seemed to be in agreement!

I regret describing London as 'my patch'. I was caught unawares. Someone tweeted me an angry message and I sent a concil...consil....conciliat....a soft-hearted reply without really thinking about it. "London is my patch" really does make me sound like a right ****. I won't do that again.

Much better to describe London - and especially East London - as your "manor". That will delight the Boleyn knuckle-draggers...

;)
 
I like the irony free posts suggesting (moronically) that you may have posted something libellous when they had been posted all sorts of abuse about you being a lady-boy riding dog eater.

Nice bunch! Keep the West Ham digs going!
 
I always take the MDF castle as a demonstration of the self deprecating humour that singles out West Ham supporters.

My favourite quote, some spammers I've come across are the most humourless ***** I've ever met.
 

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