Nigella Dilemma

[EastStandBlue]

Her cooking show is on BBC2 at the moment and normally I wouldn't have given it a second glance, but just happened to have stalled on the channel and i have to say, I'm in a big dilemma here.

Whilst finding her reasonably attractive, I can't decide what I'd rather do... Bend her over, or actually punch the b*tch in the face. There's something about her that I can't quite put my finger on, she just seems so fake in everything she does and has quite obviously been born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

Anybody else have this problem?

 

[Phippsy]

Now i like a curvy woman like the rest of us, but in my opinion from the waist up she is very dooerbal (new word), unfortunately from the waist down she just goes way out of my curvy comfort zone

 

[* ORM *]

ORM likes his women curvy but Nigella's fake love me personality is all wrong.

 

[Pubey]

Bend her over, or actually punch the b*tch in the face

or both!!!!?!!:D

 

[SUFC Forever]

Her cooking show is on BBC2 at the moment and normally I wouldn't have given it a second glance, but just happened to have stalled on the channel and i have to say, I'm in a big dilemma here.

Whilst finding her reasonably attractive, I can't decide what I'd rather do... Bend her over, or actually punch the b*tch in the face. There's something about her that I can't quite put my finger on, she just seems so fake in everything she does and has quite obviously been born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

Anybody else have this problem?

Probably gets her insincereity from her father - being a Tory politician for so many years he was very well versed in this for sure.

I find Nigella very dooerbal however, I do have to say:p

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

She is very donkey punchable.

 

[MK Shrimper]

You're all gay.

 

[osymandus]

You're all gay.

Have to agree there old boy , ARE YOU LOT MAD shes amazing , all the right places , and that lovely med style hmmm .

More puddings

 

[Van Whale]

Id smash the granny out of it!! :D

 

[MK Shrimper]

Id smash the granny out of it!! :D

Personally, I am thrilled that I have absolutely NO IDEA what you're talking about.

 

[C C Csiders]

I already covered this a week or two ago - and I would also like to say that I would also make mincemeat of the grandmother.