New titles to make jobs more important...

[Vange Shrimper]

Read in the paper the other week that some companies are using new titles for jobs to make them sound more important such as:

Stock Prevention Officer = Security Guard
Information Advisor = Librarian

Just heard another one, which I though sounded daft:

Geospatial Applications Advisor = Mapper

Now, why can't we just have the original names for jobs and stop making up new ones to replace them?

 

[Ulysses]

Visual Technician = Window Cleaner

 

[haveaguiness]

Chief Records Co-ordinator - Filing

 

[Benfleet A1]

Under paid and over worked = Recovery Driver.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Saw a quality "Situations Vacant" sign in Subway the other day.
They are recruiting "Sandwich Artists"...

 

[SS5]

Iain Dowie- Football Managment Consultant

 

[BrettieAngell]

Iain Dowie- Football Managment Consultant

Good work, cracked up when I heard that!

 

[Ron Manager]

Tell you what employer, forget giving me a fancy job title to compensate for the fact I'm not getting a payrise. Instead make my official title 'Office Pondlife', even print that on my business cards, and give me a 20% pay rise to compensate...thank you very much.

 

[ibwiajwa]

Ron Martin - Blame Avoidance Specialist

 

[please delete my account]

To a large number of people, I'm a "Member Stimulation Expert".

Kind Regards

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

Company customer consultant = telesales.