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New Songs .... for next season!

Not connected to friday but more general for next season to sing about:

Tune: (Coming round the mountain)

if you want to go to heaven when you die,
you must keep the blue and white flags flying high,
wear a blue scarf and a bonnet,
and write f**k Col Ewe on it,
if you want to go to heaven when you die.

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Tune: (Not sure the name but its obvious how this goes).

Duguid is the captain of their ship ... of their ship,
Duguid is the captain of their ship ... of their ship,
it must be a tanker, coz Duguid is a w****r,
Duguid is the ****er of their ship ... of their ship.

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One for friday if things arnt going our way, and it is factually correct:

In your doncaster slums, in your doncaster slums.
your kids have no shoes coz u cant make a livin',
teenage pregnancy rates are highest in britain,
in your doncaster slums.

('Doncaster' can be changed to 'northern')

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and one for the laugh and would never dream of singing it on the terraces:

matt harold
oh-oh-oh-oh
matt harold
oh-oh-oh-oh
we thought that he'd be s***e,
it turns out we were right.

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i think their genuis but then i have a slightly biased opinion ... maybe one of them might crop up at some stage! :D also suggestions for a song for james walker, i think hes a great player, creates a lot and with a bit of work from tilly and brushy could become quite prolific... surely hes deserved of a song by now to show him our support!
 
mate they are someof the best songs i have heard for a long time, and should be sent to the bbc for the songs of the season!!!!!!!!!
The matt harrold one will be brilliant but only if he leaves, cant singit while he is still here lol!
 

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