New Car

[canveyshrimper]

Renault & Ford are working on a new car for women. They are combining the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus and the tentative name for the new car is Clitaurus. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it that it leaks transmission fluid about once a month and can be a real **** to start in the morning.

 

[Firestorm]

Renault & Ford are working on a new car for women. They are combining the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus and the tentative name for the new car is Clitaurus. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it that it leaks transmission fluid about once a month and can be a real **** to start in the morning.

It is very expensive to run and it won't let you put anything in the back

 

[Davros]

does NOT come with GPS as standard