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Still Loves Emma Bunton. Roy McDonough is God!
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she
used last night against your wishes....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But ....
Wait a minute....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she
used last night against your wishes....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But ....
Wait a minute....