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Nasal hair removal!

Winkle

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Please someone tell me why, when you start cascading into midlife that the hair that used to be on top of your head,decides to grow out of every orrofice nown to man? And why is it that the hair that decides to grow out of every orrofice is the ARNIE of all hairs?
Anyone who decides to rid there self of this burden realistically has two options.
(1) A very small pair of tweezers glasped in your favoured hand,rammed up your preferred nostril, slightly angled with a short sharp twisting approach. This is a good technique other than the fact it results in the most excruciating pain, and after the first two yanks,a flood of unwanted girlie tears.
(2) This I.M.O. is the most poplar method which is to take a dremel/or remington hair remover and basically hack away at all offending hair (a bit like strimming the grass) leaving a plateaud surface but not immaculatly even.

The thing is, if I have to go threw again what I went threw earlier today, the proverbial towel is going in so are there any fellow shrimperzoners that can tell me of another method that doesnt involve pain or toppery!
 
i had this exact problem today... woke up and inspected myself in the mirror to see 0.5cm long titanium and kevlar reinforced nasal hair protruding from my left nostral. i was going to have to bring in the heavy plant machinery so raided my sisters room for her tweezers and assumed a doubled handed grip on the tweezers as they securely gripped the hair at the root.. half way into my skull...


.... i pulled firmly and sharply down....



....and screamed...


i thought i was going to end up looking like daniella westbrook as i stood there teary-eyed and shaking... the tweezers still gripping the ******* hair along with a chunk of flesh, bone and gristle. next time i'm getting it lasered!
 
The Remmington hair removers would not give you the urge to buy the company but do remove the bulk of the monthly crop. Try a squirt of imac, burns a bit but shifts the nausal stubble for a month or so. Also good for planting in that tub of Brelcream that we all know someone uses.
 
The Remmington hair removers would not give you the urge to buy the company but do remove the bulk of the monthly crop. Try a squirt of imac, burns a bit but shifts the nausal stubble for a month or so. Also good for planting in that tub of Brelcream that we all know someone uses.

Really? Immac? and it doesnt burn either? wow!
 
I am of the opinion nasal hair roots are connected to the eyeballs. When I tug at the nasal hair I get a distinct yank from my eye sockets, sometimes this is enough to milk the tear ducts.
 
What concerns me the most about this is I get a Ginger one now and again thicker than a crow bar.:eek:
 

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