My Sleeping Habits

[The Hall Has Eyes]

Now I live near a farm, the location I am keeping quiet on. But the missus keeps saying I talk in my sleep, saying things like 'Dolly' and 'I like wool'.

Now the other night, I woke up downstairs, knowing full well that I fell asleep upstairs. Then last night I woke up in a field, just outside a barn. This barn had our wooly friends in it.

My question to my fellow Shrimperzoner's is am I turning into a Col Ewe fan or have I already turned. Is there any hope for me left??

 

[MK Shrimper]

None mate. I'd suggest if you want to keep supporting the greatest team the world has ever seen then castration. It's the only way.

 

[Ricey]

This thread is useless without pics ;)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Now I live near a farm, the location I am keeping quiet on. But the missus keeps saying I talk in my sleep, saying things like 'Dolly' and 'I like wool'.

Now the other night, I woke up downstairs, knowing full well that I fell asleep upstairs. Then last night I woke up in a field, just outside a barn. This barn had our wooly friends in it.

My question to my fellow Shrimperzoner's is am I turning into a Col Ewe fan or have I already turned. Is there any hope for me left??

I would sleep with one eye open mate!!!

 

[The Hall Has Eyes]

I would sleep with one eye open mate!!!

Now you have me worried :unsure:

 

[OldBlueLady]

My step father in law is a sheep farm manager, he can do castration quite easily - just involves a tight elastic band.........