My signature

[Jonny_Stokes]

All the antics down the road last night have reminded me that it's been around a year since I ran the CS Crew in their own back yard, and henceforth high time I changed my signature. I'd like to invite the fine populace of SZ to offer ideas for a new one. A special prize for the suggestion I deem the most offensive.

J_S x

 

[DTS]

I would like to see an image of you sitting on a toliet, holding the door shut and ******** yourself as a mob of 100+ Shrimpers bang down the doors to adminastor a good SUFC style beating..

However is creating this masterpeice should make you look epsecially scared.

Either that or you dressed in a Burka with an Orient scarf tied round your wrists.

 

[MrB]

I'd like to see a picture of you pointing to Jesus (on his special Easter crucifix) saying 'LOL'.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I'd like to see a picture of you pointing to Jesus (on his special Easter crucifix) saying 'LOL'.

Oh, I finally remembered what he was saying - "BRB"

 

[chadded]

I'd like to see a picture of you bent over a bondage table with a gimp mask on, getting slapped with a spanking implement by Barry Hearn, before squealing like a piggy.

As for a signature, no idea...

 

[Sean 2]

I'd like to see you wearing one of those West Ham shirts you got in the wardrobe.

 

[EastStandBlue]

"Who Likes Short Shorts?"