My favourite public toilets

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

This is not a cottaging thread, so I'm sure a few of you will be disappointed.

I am dismayed that another of my favourite public toilets has been shut down. There used to be two locations where I really enjoyed taking a long drunken slash, one in the north of the county, and one closer to home, within staggering distance of Southend Central Railway Station.

The latter was closed some years ago, after someone finally twigged that the claret and blue colour scheme didn't really 'go' with the Town's predominantly blue finish. Much as I applauded this decision, it did leave me lacking an 'entertaining' p!sspot after an evening out in Southend.

And now the Northern venue has followed suit. It was a ramshackle but quaintly charming affair, and the possibility of it crumbling from the pressure of the urine stream added a certain thrill factor. However, I am pleased to report that a more modern craphouse has been erected close by, aptly named C0ckpoo Farm. Lovely.

 

[RobM]

The best I have seen were in Knightsbride. Tiled pictures on the walls!

 

[OldBlueLady]

There's some beautiful public toilets in Whitby, cut into the cliffs and curved in design. Well attended as well, I mean by attendants not people using them!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

This is not a cottaging thread, so I'm sure a few of you will be disappointed.

I am dismayed that another of my favourite public toilets has been shut down. There used to be two locations where I really enjoyed taking a long drunken slash, one in the north of the county, and one closer to home, within staggering distance of Southend Central Railway Station.

The latter was closed some years ago, after someone finally twigged that the claret and blue colour scheme didn't really 'go' with the Town's predominantly blue finish. Much as I applauded this decision, it did leave me lacking an 'entertaining' p!sspot after an evening out in Southend.

And now the Northern venue has followed suit. It was a ramshackle but quaintly charming affair, and the possibility of it crumbling from the pressure of the urine stream added a certain thrill factor. However, I am pleased to report that a more modern craphouse has been erected close by, aptly named C0ckpoo Farm. Lovely.

You say this isn't a cottaging thread, but I heard that the urinal opposite Southend Central was a known "irons" spot.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

You say this isn't a cottaging thread, but I heard that the urinal opposite Southend Central was a known "irons" spot.

Very true, it was full of effeminate Mockneys full of love for homosexual icon Tony 'I put the Cott in Cottaging' Cottee.

 

[canveyshrimper]

I remembering visiting a town in the South of France, where there were only two public toilets, both many miles from the town centre, which needed a very long walk to reach them, I believe this was called Toulouse Latreuc.

 

[Kenny]

The portaloo urinals they drop down at various spots in the High Street on Fri/Sat nights.

Only downside is that it is visible to all passing pedestrians that you are taking a leak.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

The portaloo urinals they drop down at various spots in the High Street on Fri/Sat nights.

They've got them in Leeds.
A brilliant idea if you ask me!

 

[Pubey]

Harrods has amazing shop toilets... i proudly didn't flush!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Curry and several pints of Guiness caused havoc in the first class toilets yesterday on the 9.52 Pendolino out of Lime Street.....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Curry and several pints of Guiness caused havoc in the first class toilets yesterday on the 9.52 Pendolino out of Lime Street.....

Too much info, although you sure it wasn't the G&T's.........

 

[MK Shrimper]

Too much info, although you sure it wasn't the G&T's.........

Only had one! Bloody barmen in The Cavern kept nicking the drinks before I had a chance to down them! They nearly whipped Dave's coat away for Senga stepped in....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Only had one! Bloody barmen in The Cavern kept nicking the drinks before I had a chance to down them! They nearly whipped Dave's coat away for Senga stepped in....

Yep, I had a 2/3 full bottle of Pear Bulmers which went walkies too :thumbdown:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Trinity centre in Aberdeen, instead of adverts in little frames in front of your face as you pee, they have semi naked amazingly hot women

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Trinity centre in Aberdeen, instead of adverts in little frames in front of your face as you pee, they have semi naked amazingly hot women

Isn't there a bar in Aberdeen (Oscars IIRC) where they have pictures of Rangers players in the urinals so you can **** on them?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Isn't there a bar in Aberdeen (Oscars IIRC) where they have pictures of Rangers players in the urinals so you can **** on them?

They took them out because of the trouble it caused.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

They took them out because of the trouble it caused.

That's just people not able to take a joke, typical Rangers paranoia if you ask me.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

That's just people not able to take a joke, typical Rangers paranoia if you ask me.

Same as the tattoo parlour i told you about regards none of them now doing colours.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That's just people not able to take a joke, typical Rangers paranoia if you ask me.

If Col Ewe had Shrimpers faces in their new Cuckoo bogs, we'd all be round with crow bars for a bit of remodelling!

 

[Pubey]

If Col Ewe had Shrimpers faces in their new Cuckoo bogs, we'd all be round with crow bars for a bit of remodelling!

more likely that they have pictures of their cousins in them