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Mr. Benedict said:
And they could do a similar piece saying the same about One Great Eastern as well...

Must be a very slow news day at the Echo!
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I think in that case it would be more appropriate for them to comment when the trains are actually running on time - that really would be front page news.
 
southend_lady said:
I think in that case it would be more appropriate for them to comment when the trains are actually running on time - that really would be front page news.
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True.
They tell me that I shouldn't use my car to commute to work, and that public transport is the way forward, but driving in is half as expensive as getting the train - and the trains are never punctual at peak times. When I had to get the train in for a couple of weeks they were frequently very late. :mad:

Rant over... :p
 
A small spillage of tea has caused havoc across a desk in Leigh.

Over a dozen tissues were used to mop up the slick which occurred just after lunch today and threatened to cause nasty stains on a couple of invoices.

There were unconfirmed reports of a slight delay in answering the telephone and my trousers got a bit damp.

No one was arrested and the Council refused to comment.


I have just ****ed my pants....
 
Dave the Shrimper said:
A small spillage of tea has caused havoc across a desk in Leigh.

Over a dozen tissues were used to mop up the slick which occurred just after lunch today and threatened to cause nasty stains on a couple of invoices.

There were unconfirmed reports of a slight delay in answering the telephone and my trousers got a bit damp.

No one was arrested and the Council refused to comment.


I have just ****ed my pants....
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i know... comic genius!!!
 
Actually the Sun had a more pointless one this morning .
About PC's not being allowed to take a defibulator to a man who had had a heart attack on his boat. Trying to make the point that they werent allowed becuase they did not have the "correct training ".

They fact they gave this to the RNLI to deal with (i.e the piece of equipment ) and he was then taken to hospital seemed to make teh story amount to

Unskilled people asked not to get involved in event that has nothing really to do with them or they can directly help with ?
 
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