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Moshni seen in kebab shop

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Shrimper2thecore said:
Why on Earth would he be staying there?
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The owner wanted a wall knocking down and he is too tight to pay for it so he invited Moshni to a free week in the 'VIP' room. Knowing that Moshni gets very annoyed when his food isnt to his taste he spiked his kebab with extra-extra hot chilli sauce and also put onions in which Moshni hates (This also explains why onions are banned from Roots Hall).

Moshni flew into a rage after a few bites and the next morning the wall was knocked through. Hope this clears everythnig up?
 
WESTY_SUFC said:
The owner wanted a wall knocking down and he is too tight to pay for it so he invited Moshni to a free week in the 'VIP' room. Knowing that Moshni gets very annoyed when his food isnt to his taste he spiked his kebab with extra-extra hot chilli sauce and also put onions in which Moshni hates (This also explains why onions are banned from Roots Hall).

Moshni flew into a rage after a few bites and the next morning the wall was knocked through. Hope this clears everythnig up?
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It most certainly does - many thanks!
 
This whole will he/won't he just reminds me of this:

[video=youtube;JGyJOX5wFFg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGyJOX5wFFg[/video]
 
WoodhamShrimper said:
I saw moshni last night ordering a donar kebab!
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From the author of "Mohsni seen at Wickford station" the tale of a pro footballer with a secret passion for train spotting, and the sequel " Ron Martin seen at Tesco" a middle class business man breaking in to the male grooming market, the long awaited new blockbuster " Mohsni seen at a kebab shop" disillusioned with the train industry one time train spotter turns to binge eating in seedy essex backwater town.
 
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