A Bit of Fun Mohsni to West Ham (from WestHamOnline forum)

[Kenny]

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"I have it from a highly knowledgeable source that Southends brilliant but difficult to manage,defender,midfielder and striker, the 1.93m French/African Billel Mohsne is training with us after being kicked out of Southend Utds squad"

 

[Tommy2holes]

Sounds like **** to me. They have top class players in there side and as good as moshni is at league 2 a top championship /poor prem outfit is a bridge too far

 

[southendkid]

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"I have it from a highly knowledgeable source that Southends brilliant but difficult to manage,defender,midfielder and striker, the 1.93m French/African Billel Mohsne is training with us after being kicked out of Southend Utds squad"

I have never heard of this 'Billel Mohsne' before, is he any good?

 

[WESTY_SUFC]

I think they have the wrong the player. Its not Moshni its Blair

 

[South Bank Hank]

I can see this being true...



It's 2pm at the Boleyn on the corner of Green Street and Barking Road. Kev and Daz are standing at the bar, thumbs tucked under their braces, finkin' about ordering some Richard Geers.

Ere Kev, what you kitchen sinking?
Ey what Daz, what am I tiddly winking?
Yeah, your Dame Edna?
Me Everidge?
Yeah, what's ya bev mate?
I'll 'av a Forsythe mate.
Cool, two Forsythe Saga's pleez guvnor, Carlings, chizz
So, what's the Jelly Roll Blues then?
The wooden pews?
Yeah.
Well, I've 'eard, like, that Sah-fends brilliant but difficult to manage defender, midfielder and striker, the 1.93m French/African Billel Mohsne is training with us after being kicked out of Sah-fends sweeney todd.



Personally, I reckon this Auntie's Bloomer's got some Mystic Megs to it.

 

[meerkat54]

If Mohsni has had the evo out of the squad it will be season over, forget any ideas about promotion !

 

[yogi bear up the cagire]

At times I have problems understanding Luggy.........perhaps I've been out of the country too long but could someone please translate this ................................"he is a proper string cheese short of a lunch box."

 

[MK Shrimper]

At times I have problems understanding Luggy.........perhaps I've been out of the country too long but could someone please translate this ................................"he is a proper string cheese short of a lunch box."

Supposedly food. :sick:

 

[shallowshrimper]

Hopefully total rubbish, I mean Mohsni hasnt even been booked the last couple of games or gone beserk with a chainsaw, so why should this crop up now. Maybe after home to Orient or the Oldham game but touch wood he seems to be controlling himself these days. Unless anyone knows different.

 

[BrettieAngell]

At times I have problems understanding Luggy.........perhaps I've been out of the country too long but could someone please translate this ................................"he is a proper string cheese short of a lunch box."

in other words, a sandwich short of a picnic!

 

[leroyjean]

At times I have problems understanding Luggy.........perhaps I've been out of the country too long but could someone please translate this ................................"he is a proper string cheese short of a lunch box."

Il est un peu fou. (Mais quelle folie admirable!)

 

[Norwichshrimper]

This rumour is true I am certain...why would it not be?

They have also taken Glenn Morris, Anthony Grant, 5 of The Bluebelles and the girl from the East Stand tea bar.

We will be fine though as we already have plans in place for the immediate signings of Bobby Charlton, Martin Luther King, Roy Race and Brainy Smurf.....oh and we're re-signing Drewe Broughton.

 

[shallowshrimper]

This rumour is true I am certain...why would it not be?

They have also taken Glenn Morris, Anthony Grant, 5 of The Bluebelles and the girl from the East Stand tea bar.

We will be fine though as we already have plans in place for the immediate signings of Bobby Charlton, Martin Luther King, Roy Race and Brainy Smurf.....oh and we're re-signing Drewe Broughton.

FIVE of the bluebelles!!!!!!! enough is enough Martin out

 

[yogi bear up the cagire]

This rumour is true I am certain...why would it not be?

They have also taken Glenn Morris, Anthony Grant, 5 of The Bluebelles and the girl from the East Stand tea bar.

We will be fine though as we already have plans in place for the immediate signings of Bobby Charlton, Martin Luther King, Roy Race and Brainy Smurf.....oh and we're re-signing Drewe Broughton.

As long as they haven't taken the onions from the burgers.

 

[Gremlin]

"I have it from a highly knowledgeable source that Southends brilliant but difficult to manage,defender,midfielder and striker, the 1.93m French/African Billel Mohsne is training with us after being kicked out of Southend Utds squad"

Hopefully that 1.93m is in GBP.

 

[Cockle43]

This rumour is true I am certain...why would it not be?

They have also taken Glenn Morris, Anthony Grant, 5 of The Bluebelles and the girl from the East Stand tea bar.

We will be fine though as we already have plans in place for the immediate signings of Bobby Charlton, Martin Luther King, Roy Race and Brainy Smurf.....oh and we're re-signing Drewe Broughton.

As a replacement for Morris I think we should go for Billy the Fish, he'd feel at home playing for a seaside team. :smile: