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Mockney Bin-men

Ron Manager

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I posted on here about the mockney binmen who'd stuck a sign on the front of their dustcart the day after the Wet Sham game showing the score. Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did!

I received a letter from them yesterday to say that my complaint had been passed on to the right department and that the neccesary action was being taken. So hopefully there'll be a few unemployed Hamsters very soon!  
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:23)]Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did!
Nice one...you must let us know if you hear anything more from the council.

However, I thought you were too busy with work these days to bother with things like that...or is the financial world a bit quiet at the moment?  
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:23)]Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did!
Nice one...you must let us know if you hear anything more from the council.

However, I thought you were too busy with work these days to bother with things like that...or is the financial world a bit quiet at the moment?  
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You should never be too busy to ruin a Wet Sham fans life and put them on the scrapheap. I see it as taking time out from my busy life in the giddy world of high finance to give something back to the community!!!

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I'm sure their starving children will be delighted with your efforts, RM.

I am, of course, thrilled that more of my tax revenue will be going towards another Hamster's giro...

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Well done Ron, I put the link up and haven't recieved some feedback yet, but people power works believe me. e.g. I recieved a letter from that MP who stood at the locals, the bloke who works in prittlewell. After I informed him that his slender lead would be slashed if he continued to be anti SUFC and we'd start a campaign, he wrote me a very snivelling reply that suggests, in fact, he is a staunch Southend allie! we shall see
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...Anyway well done Mr Manager
 
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Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 07 2004,16:45)]I'm sure their starving children will be delighted with your efforts, RM.

I am, of course, thrilled that more of my tax revenue will be going towards another Hamster's giro...

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Matt
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Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 07 2004,16:45)]I'm sure their starving children will be delighted with your efforts, RM.

I am, of course, thrilled that more of my tax revenue will be going towards another Hamster's giro...

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Matt
Believe me, I saw them - none of these excuses for human beings will have ever fathered offspring.

Besides, this frees up some jobs for other more deserving (ie non-West Ham supporting) candidates so it won't be adding to the dole queues......

In all seriousness Matt, I doubt they will get more than a bit of a bollocking at most.
 
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Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 07 2004,16:45)]I'm sure their starving children will be delighted with your efforts, RM.

I am, of course, thrilled that more of my tax revenue will be going towards another Hamster's giro...

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Matt
Believe me, I saw them - none of these excuses for human beings will have ever fathered offspring.

Besides, this frees up some jobs for other more deserving (ie non-West Ham supporting) candidates so it won't be adding to the dole queues......

In all seriousness Matt, I doubt they will get more than a bit of a bollocking at most.
Don't worry, Ron... I wasn't being entirely serious.

Still, that's a very Fabian concept you've reminded me of, there - the deserving and the undeserving poor... the latter group, according to the Fabians, should be prevented from procreating...

It's a thought. Not a PC one, but a thought all the same...

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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:50)]
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Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 07 2004,16:45)]I'm sure their starving children will be delighted with your efforts, RM.

I am, of course, thrilled that more of my tax revenue will be going towards another Hamster's giro...

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Matt
Believe me, I saw them - none of these excuses for human beings will have ever fathered offspring.

Besides, this frees up some jobs for other more deserving (ie non-West Ham supporting) candidates so it won't be adding to the dole queues......

In all seriousness Matt, I doubt they will get more than a bit of a bollocking at most.
Don't worry, Ron... I wasn't being entirely serious.

Still, that's a very Fabian concept you've reminded me of, there - the deserving and the undeserving poor... the latter group, according to the Fabians, should be prevented from procreating...

It's a thought.  Not a PC one, but a thought all the same...

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Compulsory sterilisation for all Wet Sham, Caravan Island and Col U fans eh?

Start the campaign here buddie, I'll vote for you!

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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:54)]Compulsory sterilisation for all Wet Sham, Caravan Island and Col U fans eh?

Start the campaign here buddie, I'll vote for you!

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There's still a rump of a Fabian Society today... but most of them went on to form the Labour Party back in the 19th Century, and in so doing, lost some of their better ideas...

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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:54)]Compulsory sterilisation for all Wet Sham, Caravan Island and Col U fans eh?

Start the campaign here buddie, I'll vote for you!

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There's still a rump of a Fabian Society today... but most of them went on to form the Labour Party back in the 19th Century, and in so doing, lost some of their better ideas...

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Compulsory sterilisation sounds more like a national socialist policy rather than a socialist one.

Vote for Matt ze Shrimp unt ze Hamster untermenschen vill be sterilised, ze pikeys vill have zere own camp, unt ze sheepshaggers vill be liquidated...!

RAUS RAUS....!
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Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 07 2004,16:50)]Vorsprung durch technik, az ve ssay in ze Saus-East Londohn.

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... hence a broken down Audi [as can often be seen on the A13
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] would be Vorsprung Durch Technik "Fcuked" along with the bin-men when they are issued with their P.45!
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Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ Sep. 07 2004,17:46)]Compulsory sterilisation sounds more like a national socialist  policy rather than a socialist one.
I can't watch Trisha without thinking that compulsory sterilisation of certain types might be beneficial to society as a whole.

I'd start with people who wear sportswear but never take part in any sporting activities or visit a gym.

There. I feel much better now.
 
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:23)]I posted on here about the mockney binmen who'd stuck a sign on the front of their dustcart the day after the Wet Sham game showing the score. Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did!

I received a letter from them yesterday to say that my complaint had been passed on to the right department and that the neccesary action was being taken. So hopefully there'll be a few unemployed Hamsters very soon!  
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....and at xmas make sure you leave them nothing....
 
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:23)]I posted on here about the mockney binmen who'd stuck a sign on the front of their dustcart the day after the Wet Sham game showing the score. Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did!

I received a letter from them yesterday to say that my complaint had been passed on to the right department and that the neccesary action was being taken. So hopefully there'll be a few unemployed Hamsters very soon!  
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....and at xmas make sure you leave them nothing....
...except teh rubbish of course
 
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Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Sep. 08 2004,10:44)]
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:23)]I posted on here about the mockney binmen who'd stuck a sign on the front of their dustcart the day after the Wet Sham game showing the score. Somebody very kindly posted a link to a council website where I could make a complaint - so I did!

I received a letter from them yesterday to say that my complaint had been passed on to the right department and that the neccesary action was being taken. So hopefully there'll be a few unemployed Hamsters very soon!  
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....and at xmas make sure you leave them nothing....
...except teh rubbish of course
I'm not having Sergei Rebrov sitting outside my house waiting for the bin-men to collect him!
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Sep. 07 2004,16:23)]I received a letter from them yesterday to say that my complaint had been passed on to the right department and that the neccesary action was being taken. So hopefully there'll be a few unemployed Hamsters very soon!  
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Unemployment is too good for them!!  In cases like this I feel we should revert to the old notion where such henious crimes were punished by transportation to the colonies on convict ships.

With it's cosmopolitan lifestyle Australia is obviously now not suitable, what we really need is a quiet even backward country with little in the way of modern amenities to offer these halfwits.  One place springs to mind.  NEW ZEALAND.  If only we knew a native of that country to send with them & make their lives hell.  

Ron bloke, any one come to mind?  
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