Middle Class utterances

[C C Csiders]

In Tescos in Chelmsford yesterday a woman said to her little girl:

"No sweetness, we already have brioche at home"

Others you have heard?

 

[Bluesmanager]

WTF is brioche anyway?

 

[MK Shrimper]

WTF is brioche anyway?

Sweet french bread. It's lovely. Makes a lovely bread & butter pudding :)

Been plenty of crowing parents on the radio today, congratulating their little darlings on getting 5 A*'s on their A-Levels.

 

[Uncle Leo]

When I was a kid, we lived not too far away from a polo ground. One day, the family were all in the car and I commented how busy the traffic was near the polo ground. To which my sister said.

"Oh, don't you know it's the polo season?"

I think I ribbed her about that for a good six or seven years.

 

[Crawliano]

Sweet french bread. It's lovely. Makes a lovely bread & butter pudding :)

Been plenty of crowing parents on the radio today, congratulating their little darlings on getting 5 A*'s on their A-Levels.

Gits, it was this day 12 years ago I was proud of my two E's that I achieved doing the princely sum of naff all for two years.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Been plenty of crowing parents on the radio today, congratulating their little darlings on getting 5 A*'s on their A-Levels.

Odds of blonde twin girls, both of whom got 4 As and are off to Oxford to read medicine, appearing on the front page of tomorrow's Telegraph - 4/7

 

[MK Shrimper]

Odds of blonde twin girls, both of whom got 4 As and are off to Oxford to read medicine, appearing on the front page of tomorrow's Telegraph - 4/7

Stock photo, posed by models who can barely spell their own names, let alone scrape an E in general studies.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Odds of blonde twin girls, both of whom got 4 As and are off to Oxford to read medicine, appearing on the front page of tomorrow's Telegraph - 4/7

You read my mind! I was going to ask you that very question (although minus the Oxford and reading medicine bit).

They had some kids opening their results live on the radio this morning. Unfortunately whilst they failed to get the grades they needed, they still got let into their second rate institutions.

 

[Napster]

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[Pubey]

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hahaha that's brilliant!!!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

When I was a kid, we lived not too far away from a polo ground. One day, the family were all in the car and I commented how busy the traffic was near the polo ground. To which my sister said.

"Oh, don't you know it's the polo season?"

I think I ribbed her about that for a good six or seven years.

I remember your mum & dad recounting the following yarn about you.

You & mum were in Canvey Post Office, when a rather unkempt gentleman walked in possibly suffering from the affluence of incohol.

I'm told you piped up "Mum, look at that awful man, I bet he lives in a council house. :D

So much like your dad!!

 

[McNasty]

Making love to the missus last night and she was getting very passionate and then she said "aaahh aaahh I've arrived !" Very middle class.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

chateaubriand....its just steak for pete sake

 

[Rob Noxious]

Not so much an utterance, but more a manifestation of how the language gets corrupted by some of these idiots along the lines of how everything is an 'experience' or a 'journey' for these types ... today's one seen on the door to the changing rooms of the swimming pool I use asked people to respect the hygiene rules of 'the changing village.' Village? FFS! :headbang:

 

[Pubey]

Not so much an utterance, but more a manifestation of how the language gets corrupted by some of these idiots along the lines of how everything is an 'experience' or a 'journey' for these types ... today's one seen on the door to the changing rooms of the swimming pool I use asked people to respect the hygiene rules of 'the changing village.' Village? FFS! :headbang:

probably because there's quite a lot of cottaging going on...

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Middle class utterances = anything pubey says.

 

[Mad Cyril]

In Tescos in Chelmsford yesterday a woman said to her little girl:

"No sweetness, we already have brioche at home"

Others you have heard?

As this occured in Essex I think it is more likely that Brioche was the little girls sister who had been left at home with Topaz, Chardonnay, Beckham, Kai and Tyson the Staffordshire bull terrier whilst their mother nipped out for some Bensons.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I don't think there are any middle class people in Essex.

You may shop at Waitrose and drive a Prius but talk to anyone from Surrey and they will still think you have a sideline selling used motors.

 

[* ORM *]

Another one doing the rounds recently. "I'm off to V this weekend"

 

[Napster]

Another one doing the rounds recently. "I'm off to V this weekend"

How terribly gauche!