all that Cake he had, A-mess is an absolute ****
Smiffy gets through that amount of food in a month and Ldnfatso eats more than that at a weekend.:dim:
How is your colostomy bag these days Cricko?
Smiffy gets through that amount of food in a month and Ldnfatso eats more than that in his lunch hour.:dim:
Post amended for accuracy mate.:stunned:
I'm no fan of Amess (apart from his Brass Eye appearance), but does this look a bit of a non-story to anyone else?
The headline makes it sound like an MP has fraudulently made a massive claim (like the duck island, non-existant mortgage and fridge magnet scandals), and then gone on the run from a police investigation.
What has actually happened is that an MP has claimed an allowance to which he is entitled (one of his job perks), and then not wanted to answer unsolicited questions from a wannabe hack.
The £400 a month food bill certainly doesn't seem overly excessive to me, and much as the man might be a bit of a t*sser I can't blame him for not wanting to answer questions from a 'journalist' that could pen a line like this:
"When the Echo tried to quiz him on the claim, while he was out canvassing in Westcliff, he run away from us and hid in a hairdressers."
What has actually happened is that an MP has claimed an allowance to which he is entitled (one of his job perks), and then not wanted to answer unsolicited questions from a wannabe hack.
The £400 a month food bill certainly doesn't seem overly excessive to me,
obviously shows these people have neither heard of a fax, email or even post
...but can we drop this now an concentrate on imoprtant things like North Korea possibly reigniting their conflict ?
We get through that at our household but to be fair we have a lot more mouths to feed.
I take it the problem is that he shouldnt be claiming food allowances, considering he has a wage to feed himself?
That's the system's fault though not his surely?
I'm sure if our respective employer's offered to pay for all our food on expenses every single one of us would take them up on the offer.
Im an Armadillo in sheeps clothing (ooh it feels so soft is that wrong )Woah there! A couple have strayed from the herd, where are the sheepdogs when you need them?
We can't have that kind of stating-the-bleeding-obvious-independant-thought around here.
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That's the system's fault though not his surely?
I'm sure if our respective employer's offered to pay for all our food on expenses every single one of us would take them up on the offer.