Learn to be Northern!

[SUFC_Al]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6896081.stm

Well I can safely say I won't be enrolling in that one, chuck. :finger:

 

[Mr. Benedict]

:hilarious:

Possibly the most pointless degree course I've ever heard of!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Just wait for the Univeristy of Essex to start having courses in Estuaryness, innit!

 

[C C Csiders]

Just wait for the Univeristy of Essex to start having courses in Estuaryness, innit!

Bearing in mind it's location surely a BA in Sheep-shagging should be on the curriculum?

 

[SUFC_Al]

Bearing in mind it's location surely a BA in Sheep-shagging should be on the curriculum?

Ah remember the day when our son got a degree in Sheep-shagging? He done so well, the sheep had no chance...especially when it came to group activities.....

:p :minger:

 

[C C Csiders]

Ah remember the day when our son got a degree in Sheep-shagging? He done so well, the sheep had no chance...especially when it came to group activities.....

:p :minger:

Of course it should be a BAA in Sheep-shagging.

 

[Cricko2]

I can't see anywhere in that degree where they teach you to jack up cars and take wheels off......Complete waste of time then for us Southerners ..:p

 

[C C Csiders]

"Students will study all aspects of life in the north, from culture, politics and history to art, music and sport, and can make use of links with outside organisations, such as the Black Dyke Brass Band, for their studies."

This was news to me, I never knew that Moira Stuart had a band.

Shouldn't it be a Masters Degree-By-Gum?

 

[SUFC_Al]

"Ideally, we'd like people to talk about David Hockney, Tony Harrison, Henry Moore, the Beatles, and all these cultural expressions of the north, rather than these stereotypes that are no more than that - stereotypes of whippets and flat caps."

:hilarious: :hilarious:

I just nearly fell off my seat!

 

[SUFC_Al]

"Students will study all aspects of life in the north, from culture, politics and history to art, music and sport, and can make use of links with outside organisations, such as the Black Dyke Brass Band, for their studies."

This was news to me, I never knew that Moira Stuart had a band.

Shouldn't it be a Masters Degree-By-Gum?

:hilarious: :hilarious:

And for a second time!

Cheesy joke: Ravers in Yorkshire having devised a new way of taking Ecstacy.....E-by-Gum. :rolleyes:

 

[canveyshrimper]

:hilarious: :hilarious:

And for a second time!

Cheesy joke: Ravers in Yorkshire having devised a new way of taking Ecstacy.....E-by-Gum. :rolleyes:

:hilarious:
I have been told there was a recent survey into sheep shagging in the Colchester area, and it was deemed by the majority that the preferred method was to secure said sheep (a ewe of coutse, no lack of manliness here please), and then tuck it's back legs down the front of the wellies, and then up like the proverbial rat up a drainpipe.

However a Mr Jethro of Layer Road, was in a minority of one, when he stated his preferred method was the old, but safe missionary position. When advised that 99.9% of all local sheep botherers opted for the favoured rear entry, Jethro was horrified that his friends were missing out on lots of kissing & cuddling.:p

 

[BrettieAngell]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6896081.stm

Well I can safely say I won't be enrolling in that one, chuck. :finger:

Ian must have a Masters in being Northern! :hilarious:

 

[SUFC_Al]

Ian must have a Masters in being Northern! :hilarious:

:hilarious: :hilarious:

E-up, lad!