Last day in the office

[Napster]

Today's my last day. We're all going down the George and Dragon for a few lagers at lunch, but what else can I do on this last day? Bearing in mind the next two weeks are officially on leave...

 

[canveyshrimper]

Download a stash of donkey porn from the MD's PC and send it round the office.

Hide a kipper in the store room so it's presence can be felt weeks after your departure.

Tell me where the George & Dragon is so I can pop along and scrounge a pint off you.

 

[Napster]

You need to get absolutely ****faced down the boozer, go back into the office singing and chanting offensive football songs, go for a massive dump, but deliberately miss the pan, burp and fart at your workmates, try to shag the office slag in a stationary cupboard and throw up over the photocopier.

As a final touch, walk out of the office waving and saying 'So long, suckers' with a visible erection.

Kind Regards

I knew I could count on you.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Download a stash of donkey porn from the MD's PC and send it round the office.

Hide a kipper in the store room so it's presence can be felt weeks after your departure.

H - you seem to know a different version of "The Chicken Song" than the rest of us...;)

 

[canveyshrimper]

H - you seem to know a different version of "The Chicken Song" than the rest of us...;)

:D I did collaborate on the writing of the original song.

 

[MrB]

:D I did collaborate on the writing of the original song.

Your best work since your co-writing of Exodus and Genesis.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Your best work since your co-writing of Exodus and Genesis.

Cheeky git. I never got on with Peter Gabriel, and as for Leon Uris...

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

You need to get absolutely ****faced down the boozer, go back into the office singing and chanting offensive football songs, go for a massive dump, but deliberately miss the pan, burp and fart at your workmates, try to shag the office slag in a stationary cupboard and throw up over the photocopier.

As a final touch, walk out of the office waving and saying 'So long, suckers' with a visible erection.

Kind Regards

Thats a normal day for you though isn't it Tarq old bean ??

 

[Davros]

When you leave a job it is your duty to change your out of office to something witty...

 

[DTS]

Leave with your head held high and do nothing.

You never know when you might need them again for a reference or you paths might cross again with your boss.

Failing that grab the best looking birds tits on your way out.