Slipperduke
The Camden Cad
I've just finally lost my sense of humour with Dell. I placed an order for a laptop five days ago and heard nothing.
I received a phone call yesterday telling me that the order was on hold because it had been placed by a 'Mrs S Currie'.
"That's not right," I said. "It was placed by me."
"No, it wasn't," said the woman on the crackly phone line in Delhi. "Our records show that it was placed by Mrs S Currie."
"I don't know a Mrs S Currie, crackly Delhi-based call-centre woman, and I assure you that I placed the order."
"We'll get back to you," she crackled and vanished.
This morning she got back to me to ask me where I lived. When I told her, she insisted that I lived somewhere else. Then she told me that she couldn't process the order because Dell didn't have any graphics cards.
"Enough!" I wailed. "Enough. These last five days have been characterised by failure and misinformation. Please cancel my order!"
She hung up. I hope she cancelled the order.
Now, the important point. Where am I going to get a 2gb RAM, 1.83mhz laptop that runs Windows XP?
Not PC World. Those ***** ripped me right off in 2000.
I received a phone call yesterday telling me that the order was on hold because it had been placed by a 'Mrs S Currie'.
"That's not right," I said. "It was placed by me."
"No, it wasn't," said the woman on the crackly phone line in Delhi. "Our records show that it was placed by Mrs S Currie."
"I don't know a Mrs S Currie, crackly Delhi-based call-centre woman, and I assure you that I placed the order."
"We'll get back to you," she crackled and vanished.
This morning she got back to me to ask me where I lived. When I told her, she insisted that I lived somewhere else. Then she told me that she couldn't process the order because Dell didn't have any graphics cards.
"Enough!" I wailed. "Enough. These last five days have been characterised by failure and misinformation. Please cancel my order!"
She hung up. I hope she cancelled the order.
Now, the important point. Where am I going to get a 2gb RAM, 1.83mhz laptop that runs Windows XP?
Not PC World. Those ***** ripped me right off in 2000.