Knowledge is power...

[South Bank Hank]

Religion, the universe, life and death, missing fish, and the real identity of Wiggy, mysteries all of them...

So if you could know the answer to any three questions, what would your questions be, and what could you do with the knowledge?

 

[HUTTON]

1. Whats the meaning of Life?
2. Whos better Bart or Daryl?
3. Who really stole and put back SBH's fish?

 

[South Bank Hank]

1. Whats the meaning of Life?
2. Whos better Bart or Daryl?
3. Who really stole and put back SBH's fish?

Jeesus, that was quick, I was just editing that in before some smart ****er asked the question. I won't lie to you, Scott, at the end of the day, when all is said and done, fair play...

:clap:

 

[davewebbsbrain]

1. Who are we going to sign before the start of the season
2. What are the lottery numbers for next Saturday
3. Will we ever play in the premier league

 

[OldBlueLady]

I thought the answer to life, the universe and everything was 42?

 

[derek duvall]

Who shot JFK?
Who shot JR?
Who shot Ian Beale?

 

[dashman]

Could you?
Would you?
Dare you?

Dashman

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

what would i look like if i was female?

 

[loz]

what colour is the 5th puppy?

 

[Mad Cyril]

What happened to Tony Soprano?

 

[MK Shrimper]

What's the deal with Doctor Who's wife(?)
Who shot Nice Guy Eddie
Geri Halliwell - does her existence prove that there is no God?

 

[Firestorm]

What are next weeks Lottery Numbers
What are the week after Nexts Lottery Numbers
Can someone lend me two quid to by lottery Tickets....

I don't really know what I would do with the "big" answers (where did we come from etc) and I doubt that if I suddenly found out that anyone would believe me or that I would actually make any difference.
So I suppose I would have to go for something a little more selfish and mundane.

 

[Bluesmanager]

What are next week's lottery numbers?
Got a bit of paper and a pen?
Will a British player ever win Wimbledon?

 

[osymandus]

I thought the answer to life, the universe and everything was 42?

It is , but no one asked what the question was ;)

The true secrets are incommunicable :D

 

[SUBBlue]

1. Is there life after death & the details; this would make me live my life quite differently depending on the answer...

2. Why do I always end up in the slowest moving queue with an aggy w*nker at the front (whether in traffic or in shops). I
wouldn't do anything with this knowledge just be nice to know why I always make the wrong choice!!!

3.The results & scorers of any footy match should I wish to know; this would make me look suitably superior at work ; in the pub etc (not to mention rich)

(& a sneaky 4th; What is Dr Who exactly a Doctor of & does he ever sh*g his assistants???)

 

[Bluesmanager]

The Doctor is a Dr of Time. Think about it, everywhere he goes he's saving the world, putting time back on track. ;)

 

[fredheim_holm]

Does she love me?



or is that...

Does ozzy love me ;)?

 

[osymandus]

Does she love me?



or is that...

Does ozzy love me ;)?

Well im flattered of course but really i dont bend that way ....

 

[SUBBlue]

The Doctor is a Dr of Time. Think about it, everywhere he goes he's saving the world, putting time back on track. ;)

I don't seem to remember East Anglia Polytechnic offering that particular course when I signed up for my Applied Mathematics degree...

 

[osymandus]

I don't seem to remember East Anglia Polytechnic offering that particular course when I signed up for my Applied Mathematics degree...

No Higher Gallfraian applied Chronal logic , and Tardis machanics were taken off due to lack of funding.

Omegas guide to building a collapsing singulairty or Black hole 101s was removed on the grounds of health and safty