Keeley Hazell v Lanny Barby

[Interpol Shrimper]

Duck & cover - I expect some fireworks with this tie...
Keeley Hazell (Ulysses) v Lanny Barby (Rusty Shackleford)

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Certainly not the tie I wanted - I'm really going to have to wheel out the big guns for this one. Hence, pictorial evidence will follow this evening....

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Here she is, and she's a very naughty girl:

 

[Hotman]

i think we need to compare nosh shots.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i think we need to compare nosh shots.

Well you'll find a few of my gal here. I don't think Ms Hazell has ever done such wicked things.

 

[Hotman]

google is your friend, rusty

 

[chadded]

Well you'll find a few of my gal here. I don't think Ms Hazell has ever done such wicked things.

I've got a video on my hard drive that says otherwise.......

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

google is your friend, rusty

Indeed it is MC, but Ms Hazell's lawyers clearly aren't.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

You should vote for Lanny because she doesn't instruct her lawyers to take down videos of her giving a good nosh. (Totally NSFW)

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

You know you're on to a loser when your opponent doesn't turn up and you still get taken to the ****ing cleaners.

 

[Mr Gilbo]

You know you're on to a loser when your opponent doesn't turn up and you still get taken to the ****ing cleaners.

Yeah, I remember my defeat to Keeley :(

 

[SS5]

that lanny barby is the most overated piece of crumpet ever. georgie to win

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

that lanny barby is the most overated piece of crumpet ever. georgie to win

Not still smarting over your quarter final defeat old chap?

Here's more of the dirty Montreal minx:

 

[chadded]

Using my sophisicated points system as mentioned in the other Totty Cup thread, which is;

If I had the opportunity to bang the **** out of one of them, which one would be dirtier?

Then I should be voting for Barby. But Keeley's not a porn star, yet shes made porn, plus shes from Kent, and I'm a good looking guy. Therefore, invoking clause A of the system (if you met them, are you likely to be able to shag them?), I'm going to have to vote Keeley, as I reckon I'd have a good chance of belting her if I was single.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Well that was one hell of a beating. Especially when the winning lady's 'sponsor' couldn't be arsed to post any pics. Bitter? You bet your sweet *** I am. Still, it was a good run, I'll probably go with Audrey Hollander next year.