steveh1510
Life President
A man fell asleep on a beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all
over him until he was covered except his big toe which was left sticking
out.
A nymphomaniac comes along and sees the toe sticking up and having dropped
her bikini bottoms she has a good old ride on the toe, satisfied she pulls
em up and leaves.
The guy wakes up and brushes off the sand and walks off home none the wiser.
Next day his toe is itching bad and he goes to see the doctor who examines
the toe and declares that he has syphilis of the big toe.
"syphilis of the big toe?" he enquires, "isn't that rare?"
The doc says "yes, but if you think thats rare I had a woman in here this
morning with athletes tw*t"
over him until he was covered except his big toe which was left sticking
out.
A nymphomaniac comes along and sees the toe sticking up and having dropped
her bikini bottoms she has a good old ride on the toe, satisfied she pulls
em up and leaves.
The guy wakes up and brushes off the sand and walks off home none the wiser.
Next day his toe is itching bad and he goes to see the doctor who examines
the toe and declares that he has syphilis of the big toe.
"syphilis of the big toe?" he enquires, "isn't that rare?"
The doc says "yes, but if you think thats rare I had a woman in here this
morning with athletes tw*t"
