W4 Shrimper
Guest
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke 6 feet 5 inches tall
and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously
gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the queer
finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning
over, he cups his huge ear: 'Do you want a blow job?' he whispers. At this, the
massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the
face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the
bar.
Finally, he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his
seat as if nothing has happened. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over
another beer. 'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
say to you?' 'I'm not sure,' the big Scouser replies. 'Something about a job.'
and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously
gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the queer
finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning
over, he cups his huge ear: 'Do you want a blow job?' he whispers. At this, the
massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the
face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the
bar.
Finally, he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his
seat as if nothing has happened. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over
another beer. 'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
say to you?' 'I'm not sure,' the big Scouser replies. 'Something about a job.'
