Joke time

[duncan bulgaria]

A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?"
A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f**king white man to be called Winston!"


A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".
He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".
She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !".

 

[Yer Blues]

Possibly the least funny post I have ever read

 

[steveo]

A bloke goes back to the Doctor for his test results.
Bad news says the Doc. You have Cancer and alzhtimers.

Phew, thats lucky the bloke says, at least I dont have cancer.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Possibly the least funny post I have ever read

Oy......Grumpy pants....see if this will put a smile on your face this morning


Madonna has always said that she loves our culture and wants to be more British, Well now she is a single mum with 3 kids and one of them is black.....transformation complete i would say!!!!

:whistling:

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Possibly the least funny post I have ever read

Don't read it then clown boy !!

 

[steveo]

Don't read it then clown boy !!

But he wont know if its funny if he doesnt read it

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Don't read it then clown boy !!

No need for the insults there fella

:peace:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

But he wont know if its funny if he doesnt read it

Kind of a good point that mate

:D

 

[duncan bulgaria]

No need for the insults there fella

:peace:

Why has he got big feet and a red nose or something ??, if so i apologies for insulting him .

 

[Southend_Lady]

Possibly the least funny post I have ever read

Actually I think this one might be the winner of that.

 

[Yer Blues]

Actually I think this one might be the winner of that.

i didnt procliam it to be a joke did i?

and btw

thanks aberdeen, yours was slightly better! :whistling:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

i didnt procliam it to be a joke did i?

and btw

thanks aberdeen, yours was slightly better! :whistling:

Slightly ...SLIGHTLY!!!!

It was topical, celebrity and race related......

SLIGHTLY!!!

:madman:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Possibly the least funny post I have ever read

You must have ORM on ignore.