chadded
Not striking since 2004
The Titantic's sailing away in the ocean, and wham, (bam strawberry jam) it hits an iceburg (no sh*t, sherlock). Anyway, the Captain tells the crew and passengers to abandon ship, women and children first. So the crew go about it. Everyone is off the ship, bar the Captain, and one of the crew. 'Sir.' Says the crew member to the Captain. 'It's time to leave. There's one lifeboat left, and there's space for me and you.' But the Captain won't go. He stands on the place where Captains stand, and says 'This ship is supposed to be unsinkable. But it is, and as the Captain, I must go down with my ship.' So the crew member gets in the lifeboat, and leaves the Captain. By this time, the ships proper sinking, and the water level reaches the first deck, when Captain Birdseye (how many other Captains do you know smarty pants) sees an Irishman running about in the water. He thinks to himself, 'Ah, he must have forgotten something, and his lifeboat has turned round to let him get it.' The water level continues to rise, when the Captain sees Paddy again, but this time the water is up to the lepricorn's waist. 'Ah, he'll be ok,' thinks the Captain, whose preparing to drown. 10 minutes later, and the ship about to go, when Birdseye see the Irishman again, but this time the water level is up to his neck, and he is swimming. The Captains concerned, so he asks him what he's doing. He say's he's looking for the dance. Now the captain of the Titanic's confused. 'What do you mean?' he says. To which the Irishman replies...
'You said there was a band on ship.'
'You said there was a band on ship.'
