DTS
The Business
I got the train this morning to work as always but I missed my usual train so had to change at Croydon. Not sure how well you know Croydon but I would describe it as one of Britains worst toliets. The land that time forgot almost.
Anyway - crammed onto one of the packed commuter trains and of we go. Standing room only as we have come to expect. All the sudden I noticed I was in fact rammed next to a cheeky brunette. Gave her a cheeky smile and she smiled back etc etc.
At the same time I noticed some horrible looking croydon doppo in a cheapo looking suit and matching shirt and tie. He too was giving her the eye. God knows why as soon as I ploughed in there there was only going to be one winner.;)
What shocked me most other than his general apperance was the amount of jewellery this yob had one. I counted a chain, four rings (none wedding), a braclet and a sort of bangel thing.
Now personally I am of the school of thought that the only jewellery I will wear is a wedding ring. Other than that its a bit of a no-no for me.
So my question is what do other zones wear. This should if I set it up be multiple choice. For sake of arguement a watch is NOT jewellery.
Anyway - crammed onto one of the packed commuter trains and of we go. Standing room only as we have come to expect. All the sudden I noticed I was in fact rammed next to a cheeky brunette. Gave her a cheeky smile and she smiled back etc etc.
At the same time I noticed some horrible looking croydon doppo in a cheapo looking suit and matching shirt and tie. He too was giving her the eye. God knows why as soon as I ploughed in there there was only going to be one winner.;)
What shocked me most other than his general apperance was the amount of jewellery this yob had one. I counted a chain, four rings (none wedding), a braclet and a sort of bangel thing.
Now personally I am of the school of thought that the only jewellery I will wear is a wedding ring. Other than that its a bit of a no-no for me.
So my question is what do other zones wear. This should if I set it up be multiple choice. For sake of arguement a watch is NOT jewellery.