It's the Friday before a game....

[Fat Bastid]

East Thurrock United 2 Southend United 2

Our goals come from Bentley and Gray.

Attendance 232 + three dogs, 5 pigeons and two seagulls.

 

[Napster]

We're going to spank them. 3-0.

Drewe, Nicloau and Gower

451

 

[steveh1510]

First one of the new season?

We're gonna get spanked!

Woooo-hooooo

Seriously though, Southend 3-1 E.Thurrock.

Rawle with a hattrick.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

2-0 win

Tes and Spinner

 

[fbm]

0-4 defeat. Calls for Tilson and Brush out. Gray gets into a fight with Broughton and both injure themselves and miss the first 6 weeks. Griemink lets all the goals in through schoolboy errors. Flahavan saves 3 penalties, promotes himself to no 1 and then disappears. Wiggy goes ballistic and cries out "I told you so". Crowd call for Emberson to return. Jupp decks Prior, Edwards and Barrett and fails to applaud visiting fans. Collymore spotted in the car park. the geezer with a monkey on his head passes the ball forwards for a change. Constantine scores 8 for Peterborough in a pre season game against Premiership opposition and Sven takes a look before drafting him into the England squad.


<wakes up>

God, sorry. What a strange dream that was!

We'll win 2-1.

 

[southend_utd_fan]

East Thurrock United 4 Southend United 1

 

[fbm]

Classic!

Since when has Shrimperzone automatically replaced the word "M aher" with "the geezer with a monkey on his head"?

Top work guys!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (fbm @ July 16 2004,16:06)]Classic!

Since when has Shrimperzone automatically replaced the word "M aher" with "the geezer with a monkey on his head"?

Top work guys!

Thats just cruel!!

3-0 to Southend. Broughton x 2 and Bramble

the geezer with a monkey on his head, in other words M aher sets them all up

 

[Technician]

Quote[/b] (fbm @ July 16 2004,16:05)]0-4 defeat.  Calls for Tilson and Brush out.  Gray gets into a fight with Broughton and both injure themselves and miss the first 6 weeks.  Griemink lets all the goals in through schoolboy errors.  Flahavan saves 3 penalties, promotes himself to no 1 and then disappears.  Wiggy goes ballistic and cries out "I told you so".  Crowd call for Emberson to return.  Jupp decks Prior, Edwards and Barrett and fails to applaud visiting fans.  Collymore spotted in the car park.  the geezer with a monkey on his head passes the ball forwards for a change.  Constantine scores 8 for Peterborough in a pre season game against Premiership opposition and Sven takes a look before drafting him into the England squad.  


<wakes up>

God, sorry.  What a strange dream that was!

We'll win 2-1.

Top Bombing, that man

East Thurrock U. 1-3 Southend U [Griemink hattrick, then gets sent off for punching the referee's lights out after his own goal nightmare].

At half time, the bluebelles come out... realise the first home game's not until Monday then go back in again! this is immediately followed by a ruck with the home supporters, who begin making leud suggestive remarks towards them when a gust of wind lifts there skirts on the way out!

The pies are cold and the beer is warm... sorry!

 

[TerryintheWest]

Quote[/b] ]Attendance 232 + three dogs, 5 pigeons and two seagulls

The Brighton fans coming down early then&#33;

 

[Guest]

East Thurrock 1 - 5 Southend: Grays (2) Bramble (1) Gower (1) &amp; Prior (1). Attendance 1,250 (more SUFC fans come in last mins at the thought of watching Prior making his return in a blues shirt).

4 miles down the road: Grays 3 - 1 Col Ewes:

Attendance 400+ including 10 cow &amp; sheep &amp; 2 chicken for Col Ewe fans to play with themselves.

 

[the dark deshrimper]

Thurrock 1- 2 Southend

Gray with 2

 

[* ORM *]

I&#39;m not going to read too much into any of the friendlies. We&#39;ll either do well in all of them and get everybody&#39;s hopes up, or lose the whole lot and everyone will end up getting depressed. Come to think of it we&#39;ll probably end up beating Cheltenham 2-0 again on the first day of the season and the SZ board will go way over the top immediately with talk of automatic promotion.

(Must be much more positive this season)

Can those that go give Prior a humungoforous welcome - let&#39;s hope he has an absolute barnstormer.

For the record I&#39;m going for a 4-2 victory with Tes scoring all four in front of 412 fans.

 

[Its Only A Game]

East Thurrock 4 Southend 6

Tes 2, Gray 1 and a hatrick from the geezer with a monkey on his head.

 

[Southend Shrimp]

So what&#39;s going to happen when people put team line-up&#39;s on.

It&#39;s going to look weird putting M aher. When did we sign Michael Aher?

Then again will look better with the geezer with a monkey on his head.

 

[Barmy Army]

2-1

We go behind early

Marky Gower and Andy Edwards

 

[SUFC_Spike]

I think we will win 4-1, with Grey, Gower, Bentley and the geezer with a monkey on his head scoring for us.