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Question Is using Roll On a bit "Gay".

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I personally love a roll on. So much easier than other forms of deodrant and does not make the room stink as much. However on of my mates thinks real men only use spray and that roll on is a bit gay.

What are your thoughts on this issue?
 
I recently moved from spray to Mitchum roll-on... it's excellent, so much better than a spray.

Roll-on... for real men
 
Roll on is the mans choice.

Spray on is the smell of a school changing room.
 
A mate of mine has to use roll-on because he's allergic to aerosols... If he uses one he comes up in this horrible rash, which provides endless hours of fun chasing him around the hotel when we're on holiday.


That is all.
 
I find a spray to be more effective, and bizarrely, I enjoy smelling like a school changing room. As long as it's Westcliff High for Girls 5th Form after a strenuous workout on the netball court.
 
Roll on all seems a bit eco friendly to me.. Sure cfc's have been removed but surely a pressurised container must do more manly damage to the enviroment than a 'Roll on'
Also roll ons would work well if you have shaved your armpits.. thus 'gaynees' is deffo in the equation..
 
I went to the chemist the other day for some deodrant but wasn't sure which one I wanted. The chemist tried to help and when I said I wasn't sure which one I wanted he said 'ball' 'no' I replied for my armpits'
 
I went to the chemist the other day for some deodrant but wasn't sure which one I wanted. The chemist tried to help and when I said I wasn't sure which one I wanted he said 'ball' 'no' I replied for my armpits'


That's actually a relevant point.

Either is fine but if you need to freshen up 'downstairs' and can't be arsed to wash, then the spray does a better job, unless you actually want to spend several minutes picking your pubes out of the rolly bit...

Kind Regards
 
It has to be roll on. However I would like to give an example of why. I used to be involved in running a football team, and one of our lads was on the deck with a muscle problem in the area termed as the groin. He asked for some spray which I applied to the affected area lavishly only to find I had the nozzle turned in the wrong direction. Unfortunately all the spray was directed onto his goolies. The effect was instantaneous and he was soon racing around the pitch doubting my parentage, and making threats about my longevity on the planet.

If this had been applied by roll on or an ointment it would not have happened. Therefore roll on every time.
 
You lot have obviously not got much underarm hair. On the rare occasions I've tried roll-on, I can't get close to actually applying any deodorant...

Spray all the way for me.

:thump:
 
I like to use the cylindrical things that dispense a white cream from the single hole at the end.
 
It has to be roll on. However I would like to give an example of why. I used to be involved in running a football team, and one of our lads was on the deck with a muscle problem in the area termed as the groin. He asked for some spray which I applied to the affected area lavishly only to find I had the nozzle turned in the wrong direction. Unfortunately all the spray was directed onto his goolies. The effect was instantaneous and he was soon racing around the pitch doubting my parentage, and making threats about my longevity on the planet.

If this had been applied by roll on or an ointment it would not have happened. Therefore roll on every time.

Putting roll on or ointment on another blokes groin area has a Gayometer rating that makes Kenneth Williams look like Dirty Harry..
 
Only time to use roll on,in the changing room after cricket in my case,no ******* ever wants to ponse my deodorant,still gay though.
 

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