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How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
















1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 
and 1 administrator to ban the original poster............




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Is a 'lightbulb' a baby 'Heavy Plant'?. I am still waiting to see the latter Crossing. Once the former is changed, what does it become?. If a lightbulb were placed upon the sideboard and never used for its original purpose, would it be a lightbulb or an ornament?. Would it grow up to be an ornamental shrub?. If it should really be called a lamp should the film have been called Lightlamp and not Lamplight? Is a Lampoon a spear for scuba diving umpalumpahs and is a Lampard sex with the light on? This thread has left me totally in the dark!
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1 poster to post a topic titled "shocking bulb" that leads to a shocking bulb picture type pun scenario.

1 poster to complain that light bulbs are rubbish and we were a much better side when we had candles instead.

1 poster to start a poll and endless topics on whether light bulbs are better then candles, causing two distinct camps within the forum, even though Light Bulbs never comes off his line....
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (southender @ Mar. 16 2006,14:43)]1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
southender is the 1 forum member to start it all over again
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (SUFCHUTTON @ Mar. 16 2006,23:58)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (southender @ Mar. 16 2006,14:43)]1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
southender is the 1 forum member to start it all over again
Not i'm not. Its 9 months
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Kenny @ Mar. 16 2006,17:37)]............. that leads to a shocking bulb picture type pun scenario.
Right, that's me sorted
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