Is getting it on with a tramp acceptable

[DTS]

I rushed back from the Derby game to Brighton to go to my mates Charlies engagment party. His Mrs to be hasn't really got any nice mate friends which was a total disapointment.

My mate Charlie is a big Brighton fan and brought along a kid we all knew from college called Martin who is also a BHA fan. I personally never really liked Martin at college as he was full of ****.

Anyway got talking to him as there was no birds worth chatting up and he came up with a cracking story.

Basically Brighton has the 2nd largest number of homeless people outside London in the UK. Not really sure why but its true.

Martin was saying that in the summer he came out of a club and was feeling very horny. He had obviously been drinking a fair bit and knowing him was probably off his face on the white stuff too.

He was walking alone on the seafront back to his place when he spots a "Fit looking female tramp". Conversation was basically she wanted money and he wanted some action. A price of £20 was agreed in return for a swift hand job. The deal was done and once Martin was done both parties shook hands and walked away happy.

I personally think that is a bit rough but a few of my close mates seemed to think it was fine. I would appreicate your thoughts on this matter. :eek:

 

[Pubey]

hahahahahahahahahaha

fit and had a wash then game on IMO

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

My mate told me a similar thing.
He was approached by this "down on her luck" kind of girl who asked him if he could fund her bus fare as her sister was ill. He allegedly said "OK, but I'll give you a tenner for a BJ" and she obliged down a nearby alleyway.

 

[Slipperduke]

Dear God, no!

Sex is a pursuit, a sport, if you like. It's all about using a very limited amount of time to convince another person to take their clothes off using only your native wit and whatever else God gave you.

It's about charm, it's about style. It's the oldest game in humanity.

It is most certainly NOT about giving homeless people money in exchange for a quick rubdown in an alleyway. For the love of God, did this man have no shame?

 

[Airmiles]

Dear God, no!

Sex is a pursuit, a sport, if you like. It's all about using a very limited amount of time to convince another person to take their clothes off using only your native wit and whatever else God gave you.

It's about charm, it's about style. It's the oldest game in humanity.

It is most certainly NOT about giving homeless people money in exchange for a quick rubdown in an alleyway. For the love of God, did this man have no shame?

I think that confirms why you are still a virgin... Slipperpuke ;)

 

[GNH]

Scriv you dirty rotter, it's great that you can see who's voted for which option!!!

 

[Slipperduke]

I think that confirms why you are still a virgin... Slipperpuke ;)

Arf! I'd rather rummage behind a settee to find and replace my lost cherry than have my favourite bits man-handled by a flea-bitten lady-tramp.

 

[DTS]

Scriv you dirty rotter, it's great that you can see who's voted for which option!!!

Thats fantastic....Love that feature.:)

 

[callan]

I think in the name of charity not a problem, with both parties benefitting.

 

[sufc_girl]

Arf! I'd rather rummage behind a settee to find and replace my lost cherry than have my favourite bits man-handled by a flea-bitten lady-tramp.

That surely has to be quote of the century, I mean I know he's had some good ones but this is brilliant :D

 

[davewebbsbrain]

If its female and has a hole, whats the problem

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

That is exploitation, plain and simple. If he's too charmless to pull, then he should "retire hurt" for a session with Mrs. Palmer, not foist his dirty cash and his man-meat on a homeless person.

No, no, no!

:eek:

 

[MrB]

Dammit, no more voting for least likely / most extreme option!

 

[mattytheshrimper]

i would say no but then again depends how fit she is really!

 

[Slipperduke]

i would say no but then again depends how fit she is really!

It's a tramp, for the love of God!

What on earth are you expecting? Lindsy Lohan's pretty little head to pop out of a brown-stained, fetid sleeping bag in a bus shelter?

 

[* ORM *]

It's a tramp, for the love of God!

What on earth are you expecting? Lindsy Lohan's pretty little head to pop out of a brown-stained, fetid sleeping bag in a bus shelter?

Well it wasn't so long ago that you would have found Daniella Westbook in one and that would have been hard to say no. The missing septum wouldn't have been spotted in the dark and some on here would have been small enough to benefit from a NJ.

 

[Slipperduke]

Orm! That's so wrong on so many levels!

You should be very proud of yourself, you've found a new low!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Orm! That's so wrong on so many levels!

You should be very proud of yourself, you've found a new low!

Don't encourage him, for heaven's sake!

:eek:

 

[Uncle Leo]

I'm with Messrs Walker and Macintosh here. This is just so, so, so very wrong.

 

[callan]

That is exploitation, plain and simple. If he's too charmless to pull, then he should "retire hurt" for a session with Mrs. Palmer, not foist his dirty cash and his man-meat on a homeless person.

No, no, no!

:eek:

So not an act of charity then?