Interviews

[MK Shrimper]

I've just sat in on three interviews for a role for a young 'un and a few things have bugged me. Take a note 17/18/19yr olds.....

1) Stupid hair. Bit shaved here, bit spiked here, this bit bleached. Fcuk me, who cares, it's going to be under a hard hat if you get the job.
2) Tongue Peircings: Makes you look like a gay hairdresser. This is an engineering job!
3) Chewing gum: Take it OUT before you start the interview.
4) SIT UP STRAIGHT AND DON'T SLOUCH.
5) INVEST IN A TIE.
6) INVESTIGATE THE COMPANY YOU WANT TO WORK FOR.


Thankyou for your time.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

OLD MAN, OLD MAN

OLD MAN, OLD MAN

:hilarious:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Did they manage to string a complete sentence together or were the interviews carried out in a series of grunts?

 

[MK Shrimper]

OLD MAN, OLD MAN

OLD MAN, OLD MAN

:hilarious:

Yes I am. :finger:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Did they manage to string a complete sentence together or were the interviews carried out in a series of grunts?

No, they weren't that bad to be fair.

One girl (one of our apprentices) was an absolute star and if she doesn't get a post I'll personally kill the boss. :hilarious:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

One girl (one of our apprentices) was an absolute star and if she doesn't get a post I'll personally kill the boss. :hilarious:

Is she the one you confessed to having immoral thoughts about? :hilarious:

 

[C C Csiders]

No, they weren't that bad.

One girl (one of our apprentices) was an absolute star and if she doesn't get a post I'll personally kill the boss. :hilarious:

Is grooming a crime?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I've just sat in on three interviews for a role for a young 'un and a few things have bugged me. Take a note 17/18/19yr olds.....

1) Stupid hair. Bit shaved here, bit spiked here, this bit bleached. Fcuk me, who cares, it's going to be under a hard hat if you get the job.
2) Tongue Peircings: Makes you look like a gay hairdresser. This is an engineering job!
3) Chewing gum: Take it OUT before you start the interview.
4) SIT UP STRAIGHT AND DON'T SLOUCH.
5) INVEST IN A TIE.
6) INVESTIGATE THE COMPANY YOU WANT TO WORK FOR.


Thankyou for your time.

No saying "hang on" on the middle of the interview "but i av 2 txt me M8"

 

[MK Shrimper]

Is she the one you confessed to having immoral thoughts about? :hilarious:

The one that makes my eyes bleed because she's so gorgeous. Yes.

I have no shame.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Is grooming a crime?

Course it is.....how is he supposed to get this under a hard hat

:p

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

The one that makes my eyes bleed because she's so gorgeous. Yes.

I have no shame.

Another one.....christ on bike....jeez where did all dem smilies come from...i can have a field day.....

:headbang: :group: :raspberry:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Another one.....christ on bike....jeez where did all dem smilies come from...i can have a field day.....

:headbang: :group: :raspberry:

Lord above, no chance. 19, half Indian/half something else. Skin like warm chocolate, huge eyes, lovely person as well.

I'll just keep the fantasies thanks.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Lord above, no chance. 19, half Indian/half something else. Skin like warm chocolate, huge eyes, lovely person as well.

I'll just keep the fantasies thanks.

Back to the chefy analogies again then? ;)

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Lord above, no chance. 19, half Indian/half something else. Skin like warm chocolate, huge eyes, lovely person as well.

I'll just keep the fantasies thanks.

jeez....they are getting younger!! :stunned:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Back to the chefy analogies again then? ;)

Oh yesh :)

 

[MK Shrimper]

jeez....they are getting younger!! :stunned:

Like I said... NO CHANCE AT ALL.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Oh yesh :)

Now got visions of MK fantasising about aformentioned 19 y/o hottie in a Gordon Ramsay F-Word style commentary about what he was doing to her!

:slaphead:

 

[MK Shrimper]

No got visions of MK fantasising about aformentioned 19 y/o hottie in a Gordon Ramsay F-Word style commentary about what he was doing to her!

:slaphead:

Enough...... !

 

[DTS]

I used to do broker interviews for LTSB to basically answer any techincal questions that the potential recruit had.

Some of the ****ing dross we used to see was untrue. Loads of people coming in without smart clothes, poor time keeping etc, one bloke come in and admitted he got sacked for stealing in a past job.

The basic was £30,000 you know its not a mugs job and some of the people that come in just made me laugh.

 

[BrettieAngell]

There's nothing wrong with tongue piercings!