danburyshrimper
Manager
ok, i'm fed up of hearing about Tuesday night, so lets look forward.... 5 years forward . Where do we honestly think our club will be + in what state. Feel free to add further choices as you see fit ....
Ron unveils his 500 foot statue and opens the fantastic main stand at FF as the club prepare to entertain Chelsea in the prem.
I'm an eternal optimist so I think we will still be playing professional football at Div 1 or 2 level at FF. Money will still be a big issue and FF will still be three sided. We will be using the remaining space for the 4th stand selling farm produce. SZ will have become such a powerhouse of influence that it will have three supporters on the board of directors. My vote goes to Jam Man, ChapperszUK and Southend Pier!!
That is where I think we will be, apart from the last bit, Id never work with them two *****.
Don't know who that ChapperszUK guy is :winking:
Don't know who that ChapperszUK guy is :winking:
ok, i'm fed up of hearing about Tuesday night, so lets look forward.... 5 years forward . Where do we honestly think our club will be + in what state. Feel free to add further choices as you see fit ....
AFC Southend will be flying high in the Ryman league.
My serious prediction,
Ron has become mayor of London and promises to pay the London tax bill whilst increasing the congestion charge to £1000 with cheques made payable to himself,Meanwhile SUFC enjoy life ground sharing with Bognor,SZ pay for the coach transport to Bognor every "home" game and throw in a dirty week end as bait.The Zone is now run by "the dragons" and they all demand 5k from every subscriber.Phil Brown has become a leading northern actor after ditching his career in the music industry.The Hall is now a museum with an average number of visitors put at around 20,000 per day.
...playing in League 2 (or League 1, if the previous year was a leap year) in a multi-sided stadium somewhere in Southend. In front of about 5,000 fans, many of whom apparently alternate between delirium and suicidal thoughts on an almost weekly basis.
On SZ, there will be several people with very important contacts prophesying impending financial doom and harking back to the good old days under Phil Brown and his revolutionary defensive tactics which eventually earned him the England job.
In other news, Dan Bentley makes his long-predicted debut for England, but at centre-half after his role conversion in late 2013. He is joined by surprise selection Anthony Straker on the left wing after new manager Brown said of the previous incumbent: "I never like to criticise players individually, but he was a useless ****". And SZ poster "OneDayIWillBeVindicated" finally admits to being intrepid former poster SouthendPier all along.
To be fair, 70% of that is OBL looking for the McCormack exhibition, 25% is ldnfatso defacing the Gower exhibition and the other 5% is wiggy making her own Flahavan section.