Iceland finally see sense over ad campaign

[OldBlueLady]

Hoo-bloody-ray! Cannot believe they've kept her on as long as they have but at last Katona has been given the heave ho - means at long last my self imposed boycott of their stores is over.

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/18082009/19/iceland-axes-katona-drug-story.html

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Instead of buying processed crap frozen meals, try cooking meals using fresh ingredients, better for you and tastes good.

:net:

 

[Slipperduke]

"That's why Mums go to Iceland"

Why? Because they sell drugs and kebabs there?

Such a shame, she used to be ever so pretty back in the day. Now she just looks like a fat 10 year old boy in drag.

 

[Smiffy]

"That's why Mums go to Iceland"

Why? Because they sell drugs and kebabs there?

Such a shame, she used to be ever so pretty back in the day. Now she just looks like a fat 10 year old boy in drag.

Indeed. She was one of the girls I drooled over in my school days.

From this stunning blonde...

To this fat, greasy haired, vile, lesbian looking, druggy.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Instead of buying processed crap frozen meals, try cooking meals using fresh ingredients, better for you and tastes good.

:net:

:p :p :p :p :p

 

[Davros]

if only she had been a bit more filthy for the Westlife chappy... he would never have buggered off with the aussie bird, and Katona would probably still be fairly normal!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Instead of buying processed crap frozen meals, try cooking meals using fresh ingredients, better for you and tastes good.

Or better still, get your wife to do it.

 

[OldBlueLady]

if only she had been a bit more filthy for the Westlife chappy... he would never have buggered off with the aussie bird, and Katona would probably still be fairly normal!

At the risk of incurring Napster's wrath again at name dropping :whistling: we used to regularly see her at SM:tv when Bri-an (one of the best Poke-fights ever with Dec dressed as Mmmmisty!) was there with Westlife. Bearing in mind, rehearsals started around 8.00, she was in a similar state to on the This Morning programme on more than one occasion.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

"That's why Mums go to Iceland"

Why? Because they sell drugs and kebabs there?

Do they? Well sod Sainsbury's from now on.

 

[SUFC Forever]

Kerry Katona was voted Celebrity Mother of the Year several times was she?

****ing hell, who votes on things such as this?

I saw Atomic Kitten back Steps many years ago (I was taking my daughter to her 1st ever concert) and yes KK was as fit as a butchers dog back then, now she is the butchers dog sadly.

Still reckon if half the Zoners had a chance to they would however... Hope that sexist comment does not offend OBL by the way.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Still reckon if half the Zoners had a chance to they would however... Hope that sexist comment does not offend OBL by the way.

I'll join the half that would. I can imagine she would be a reet dirty cow.

 

[Napster]

Kerry Katona was voted Celebrity Mother of the Year several times was she?

****ing hell, who votes on things such as this?

PR companies mainly.

ps good publicity for Iceland.

 

[Davros]

Kerry Katona was voted Celebrity Mother of the Year several times was she?

****ing hell, who votes on things such as this?

I saw Atomic Kitten back Steps many years ago (I was taking my daughter to her 1st ever concert) and yes KK was as fit as a butchers dog back then, now she is the butchers dog sadly.

Still reckon if half the Zoners had a chance to they would however... Hope that sexist comment does not offend OBL by the way.

Im not sure, but i remmeber that Kate Moss was shortlisted one year as well... the same year she and Pete Doherty were smacking it up i believe.

The smart money, on that basis, has to be on Jordan for this year?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Kerry Katona was voted Celebrity Mother of the Year several times was she?

****ing hell, who votes on things such as this?

I saw Atomic Kitten back Steps many years ago (I was taking my daughter to her 1st ever concert) and yes KK was as fit as a butchers dog back then, now she is the butchers dog sadly.

Still reckon if half the Zoners had a chance to they would however... Hope that sexist comment does not offend OBL by the way.

Why would it? You seem to have me down as a rabid left winger now for some reason when yesterday I was being criticised for being right wing!

 

[SUFC Forever]

Why would it? You seem to have me down as a rabid left winger now for some reason when yesterday I was being criticised for being right wing!

Wouldn't want you feeling "a little uneasy about it" would I?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Or better still, get your wife to do it.

Would do if she could cook mate!!!

In 4 years of living in our current house, I think that she has cooked 4 to 5 times.

 

[GBJ]

Kerry Katona has been awarded substantial damages over newspaper claims she worked as a prostitute before she was famous. Summing up, the judge said, "this story was clearly untrue. Who on earth would pay to **** that fat bitch?"

 

[GBJ]

On a more serious note, I see She's been sacked by Iceland as she is no longer considered a role model.
A common, chavvy, drug taking, skint slag with 4 kids by 2 different dads?
Not a role model for Iceland?
I think they have sorely misjudged their core demographic.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Bloody hell, I thought this wouldbe a thread about us getting our money bag from the thieving gits in the Icelandic Banks who made off with may people's life savings.

However I see it's about some ****witted scouse slapper who enjoys shoving a vast quantity of Bolivian marching powder up her nose, allegedly.

 

[Slipperduke]

On a more serious note, I see She's been sacked by Iceland as she is no longer considered a role model.
A common, chavvy, drug taking, skint slag with 4 kids by 2 different dads?
Not a role model for Iceland?
I think they have sorely misjudged their core demographic.

Ha ha! I'd green you if I could!