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I may have dropped a bollock

Benfleet A1

Hector Of The House🦐
Flight details were wrong so sat around the airport for ages gagging for a fag. Finally arrived in Berlin and had the myth dispelled that Germans were quite the friendly types. Not here my friends for I am in the old East Berlin and they are not nice. My suspicions were aroused when a fight broke out on the train for no apparent reason and on arriving at my stop I was greeted by two van loads of police loaded for bear and looking for prey. I have been assured that is perfectly normal. I did pass comment that it is Monday evening and was told that they knew that :stunned: The hotel is full of student types who seem to have a inability to hold dinner plates without dropping them and have to talk very loudly. Also this keyboard is sodding annoying as the Y and Z are in the wrong place.

It`s bloody cold, my phone is playing up and worst of all there is about 30 Leeds staying here. Comment has already been passed about us beating them :'(

The up points are that I arrived during happy hour, the beer is not too bad and the room is clean and cheap as chips. I await daylight before I venture out into the unknown as I prefer my jugular unslit and looking out the window that could be a possible outcome.

And I thought Moscow was moody.
 
Quick update. Just popped to the bar and there is a dodgy transvestite standing there looking like Tim Currie gone wrong. Even worse, there is a drunken paddy from Wolves trying to stroke his bum. Getting quite scared now.
 
Things looking up. I`m getting drunk and the girls are starting to appear. So far two nice smiles, one nasty scowl and a blank warning that I have no chance buster, go shake your hand upstairs, what ever that means. Some strange noises from the bar, maybe Tim is doing a turn. Hope he doesn`t think I`m the candy man.
 
Why are you coming back here telling us when you could be getting laid. :( Pictures of it when it happens please :D
 
You missed a word out there. Out!! I'm 43, not 20 just act like it and 43 year olds don't get lucky in places like this, mores the pity.
 
Al, i am en route First thing wednesday morning Now!! Wednesday night it has to be!
You have my number, but i have no numbers on my phone (toilet incident) so text me, how cold? Do i need to pack the prada scarves??
 

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