I have Just Murdered...

[J]

A mouse, and buried 2 others - ****ing cat. Go out at lunch time in the garden, what lays before me? A MOUSE.. called (fred) with 2 broken back legs but still breathing, and pretty much with it. The C..unt looked me in the eye, before i had to dispose of the poor sod. I thought it was pretty bad to let him die on his own, so i took things into my own hands and gave him the option, buried alive or a quick spade over the head.. I won't tell you what i chose.


Anyway, i thought this was it for the day.. BUT!! 8 o'clock this evening, ****ing cat shouting at the door.. Another Mouse in it's mouth. Surely this is fred taking the ****...
So when i am burying this one, why the **** do i spy out the eye? Another one lying on the C..unting patio! FFS whats this all about. When i awake in the morning will i find another? I believe someone is taking the michael here.. **** MICE

 

[MK Shrimper]

Don't be so angry J, they're gifts! You feed your pussy, your pussy returns the favour by bringing you mice shaped treats. :D

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

I've never seen a mouse in a pussy.....

 

[Cricko]

I've never seen a mouse in a pussy.....

Not what your Ex told me ...:D

 

[ian_the_girth]

ARGHHHH, ARGHHHH, THOMAS !!

 

[fredheim_holm]

Look away if you're queezy...










I once pierced a frog whilst trying to cut the edges of the grass, that really put me off my lunch. Had to hit it about 20 times as it kept moving even though it only had 3 legs..