I have a dilemma!

[Bielzibubz]

Dear friends.

I have a small problem. (no not that one) In three weeks time a lovely lady from deepest darkest Mississippi is coming to stay at my humble abode for 10 days. She gets into the UK on Friday 14th Sept just 24 hours before our away trip to West Brom. Bare in mind this lady has never been out of her state before let alone the US and she's never seen the sea never mind a good ole game of English footie.

Now here's my problem. Do I

A. Forgo said away game and show her the delights of London with a day out in the big smoke with a nice lunch and romantic dinner in the evening thrown in? which incidentally will almost certainly increase the prospects of me getting me nuts wet on our arrival home or........

B. Stump up the cash for a taxi to the train station, an all day travel card and a street map and let her go do her own thing while I travel to see my beloved Blues? which incidentally will significantly increase the likelihood of a re-enactment of a scene from Deliverance upon my return.

It's up to you, you decide

There is of course option C.....Drag her along to the West Brom game and put up with the incessant questions for 90 mins

 

[Tilly hates yellow boots]

Take her to the game, she will not only get to see the blues win but you can pretent your taking her because you think she would like it. Not because she happen to be over at the wrong time so you have to drag her along. You never no she could become another overseas shrimper.

 

[Bromley Blue]

have to agree with jcrcr. In my experience even birds who are convinced they're gonna be bored throughout come away from a live footy game having loved it. Something about women and being allowed to shout in public that they enjoy!

 

[shrimperman]

Take her to the game by train. Then on your way back home, stop off up London, take her for a meal and a trip on the Eye. This way, you

(a) get to watch the Shrimpers play

(b) increase your chances of getting your end away

© increase our fan base in Missisipi

 

[Bielzibubz]

Hmm, never thought of that shrimperman. Cracking idea. Although what she'll make of you lot post match in the nearest pub God only knows

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

I second shrimperman's idea ...

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Aug. 21 2006,19:53)]B. Stump up the cash for a taxi to the train station, an all day travel card and a street map and let her go do her own thing while I travel to see my beloved Blues? which incidentally will significantly increase the likelihood of a re-enactment of a scene from Deliverance upon my return.





There is of course option C.....Drag her along to the West Brom game and put up with the incessant questions for 90 mins

What? Your going to play the banjo with her. Go down a river in a canoe? Help me out here.

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Sebastian Weetabix @ Aug. 21 2006,21:58)]

Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Aug. 21 2006,19:53)]B. Stump up the cash for a taxi to the train station, an all day travel card and a street map and let her go do her own thing while I travel to see my beloved Blues? which incidentally will significantly increase the likelihood of a re-enactment of a scene from Deliverance upon my return.





There is of course option C.....Drag her along to the West Brom game and put up with the incessant questions for 90 mins  

What? Your going to play the banjo with her. Go down a river in a canoe? Help me out here.

I think she's promised to make him squeal like a pig with a muvvafukka strap-on

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Including the arrow in the back?

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Sebastian Weetabix @ Aug. 21 2006,22:35)]Including the arrow in the back?

Well she's just going to role play that bit with her fingernails

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Can't wait for the rock climbing and rolling rapids.

 

[* ORM *]

Incidentally I'd go for option D - She'll be travel weary and won't want to do much anyway. Get her to do your washing and ironing while you go out and enjoy yourself. Nothing like training them up early in a relationship.

 

[DTS]

Way I see it you have 10 days with her so if you can devote the other 9 to her then go WBA.

I am not sure if you have been WBA but it is truely a sh!t hole and can be pretty intimidating and hostile place. I am not sure if I am honest that is condusive to getting some action.

If you really like her then dont let football get om the way. On the other hand of its just a promise then go WBA and work hard as soon as your back.

Another idea is you could arrnage for a female mate to take her shopping in the smoke making you free to go to London. Give you mate some cash to get the yank something nice for the night and you will be nuts deep before you can blink.

DtS

 

[perth shrimper]

Just kill her.


Problem solved.