I caught my dad with my GF

[Pubey]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was ****ED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg




joke from DiS!

 

[bertiebigbanana]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was ****ED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg




joke from DiS!

Tumbleweed drifts across the screen.................................:tumbleweed:

 

[Lord Football]

I have been using the internet for over 10 years now, and that is quite possibly the poorest excuse for a joke I've come across in that time.......

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Epic fail of the highest order

 

[Hotman]

that joke is gayer than ricey

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

that joke is gayer than ricey

That is stretching the envelope a wee bit!!

 

[Pubey]

my poor GF:'(

 

[Shrimper]

:D

You had me up until you said meat.

 

[Pubey]

:D

You had me up until you said meat.

glad someone else is as immature as me!

 

[Jay_Shrimper]

Fooled me. Thats good. :)

 

[BrettieAngell]

that is shocking.

 

[Shrimper]

I will admit that when i saw the picture link i was expecting to see a picture of a man with his meat in a woman. But then i realised it was sarcasm taking over.

 

[Ricey]

that joke is gayer than ricey

Not a very gay joke then!

Oh yer and by the way Pubey what a ***** joke.

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

that offended my eyes

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

I think after a story like that you should stick your meat in your gf for 30 seconds when on full power.

 

[Pubey]

I think after a story like that you should stick your meat in your gf for 30 seconds when on full power.

but my gf has now been booted out onto the street:'(

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

but my gf has now been booted out onto the street:'(

In that case try a toasted sandwich maker!.

 

[pringlejon]

i'm literally shaking my head in disgust at that...

 

[Bazza the dog]

Jesus Christ what a crap joke.