I am honoured

[Benfleet A1]

Tonight is the eve that many will prepare to celebrate the birth of their Christ which is something I wouldn't dream of knocking. But tonight I find out that I might just be a God. For one of my neighbours has tonight become the proud owners of 6 German Shepard puppies and one has been named after my good self.

There is a bright star shining over their house, some fellows have turned up with some sheep and I'm sure I just saw three camels pass by with three king like figures bearing gifts of squeaky toys, marrowbone and sticks.

So tonight I raise a glass to Al the Alsation and wish him a Merry Christmas and hope he leaves my cats alone.

I'm feeling all God like now, ohh!! I'm all of a shiver.

 

[Bluesmanager]

What, they called 'im Grout? What's he done to deserve that?

:p

 

[osymandus]

Phone the RSPCA quick !! Animal abuse plan and simply , this countries gone to teh dogs i tell ya

 

[dashman]

Do you live in Grays!!!!

LMAO!

Sorry!