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HP Sauce~ Boycott

The Englishness of Brown Sauce ?

Well they've buggered off to the netherlands now.

email them at consumer.services@hpfoods.com and tell them that you and your company (real or imaginary) will no longer purchase HP sauce after their decision to shift operations.

Remember the dambusters and all that.
 
I bought a bottle a week or two ago but haven't opened it yet. Should I open it and use it, or pour the contents in to an envelope and push it through the letterbox of the Dutch Embassy?

Please advise.
 
Er, the Dutch were on our side?
They hate Ze Germans more than we do..........

Yes... but HP is a s British as the red phone box is... err... *cough** was... and errr..... it represents the fine stoic austerity of our culinary tastes before we devoured Chicken Tikka Massala. Brown Sauce is knotted hankies on your dinner table, its like Benny hill in a bottle and a black cab on your plate. Grrrr.

Bloody Heinz mate... that's German innit. The same sort of blokes that impriisooned the Von Trapp family. well you can purchase it if you want.... I have a conscience.....

Remember the tadpole martyrs... or whoever they were.
 
I don't think I could face a life without brown sauce.

I don't care where it's made.

If it was rebranded as ReichSoße and had a picture of Adolf Hitler squirting a brown sauce swastika onto his bacon sandwich on the label I'd probably still buy it.
 
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They can get rid of the Houses of Parliament on the front for a start and replace it with windmills and Doffodil pickers wearing clogs or something......
 
The Englishness of Brown Sauce ?

Well they've buggered off to the netherlands now.

email them at consumer.services@hpfoods.com and tell them that you and your company (real or imaginary) will no longer purchase HP sauce after their decision to shift operations.

Remember the dambusters and all that.

I suppose that evens it out..

For every good thing we lose to Holland (HP Sauce) we can give them a crap thing (Einstein):D
 
Is there anything saucy left that is British apart from Blackpool postcards :cry:

*PS Hypocrit Alert ; What's that reggae Reggae sauce like then? I'm not a fan of west indian sauce but love the Nando's Extra Hot Chilli Piri stuff. Is it for sale in sainsburys ~ rayleigh weir anyone know? I might get some if it's reccomended and me and the popular front will go and liberate some old HP bottles as well
 

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