How excited are you?

[Slipperduke]

So, we've just beaten Ipswich at Portman Road to put ourselves in with a shout of surviving. We're about to play Burnley, a team planted firmly at the bottom of the form table.

A win here and we could be out of the relegation zone for the first time since I was in short trousers, or so it seems.

It's a night game, a probable full house, we've got a new signing on the bench, expectation in the air and hope in our hearts.

I'm looking for the best ending to the phrase, "I am more excited than....."

I, for example, am more excited than a virgin in a porn shop.

Over to you.

 

[chadded]

I'm more excited than the Child Catcher in Chitty chitty bang bang being asked to present the end of year awards at the local primary school.

 

[C C Csiders]

I'm more excited than a Bee Gee in a Helium production centre.

 

[The General]

We're going to **** it up big stylee tonight me thinks!

 

[fbm]

I am more excited than Mr and Mrs Excited taking a warp speed journey in their convertible Bentley along the Excited Avenue to Excitedsville on National Excitement Day.

 

[RootsHallRush2]

I'm more exicted than Heather Mills in the arms of an 80 year old billionaire!!:D

 

[mattytheshrimper]

i'm more excited than manchester blue watching his ducks!

 

[Jam_Man]

Im looking forward to it as a small boy would look forward to opening a much anticipated present. The small boy is expecting and hoping for a Transformer however he is fully aware the present could be a rabid badger that will bite him and leave him with a void of disappointment.

 

[Pubey]

I'm more excited than a lesbian down at Gainsborough Carpets

 

[Pubey]

I'm more excited than a blind lesbian in a fishmongers

 

[Pubey]

I'm more excited than a paedo in a playground!

 

[chaco27saf]

I was excited that I might actually get the chance to listen to the first half of the game today, I have a long break from work until 2pm. Denver is usually 7 hours behind England, so I was planning on making sure I was in front of my computer with the commentary going by 12:45. But, as crappy fate would have it, we switched to Daylight Savings Time this past weekend, so for the next couple weeks we're only 6 hours behind, so the match will actually start at quarter to two, much too late for me to be able to listen to any of it. ****ing time changes... :cry:

So... I'm more excited than ****ing congress was when they changed the date of DST this year.

 

[SUFC-punks]

I'm more exicted than Heather Mills in Fake Limbs 'r' Us

 

[Blues Trader]

I am more excited than Mr and Mrs Excited taking a warp speed journey in their convertible Bentley along the Excited Avenue to Excitedsville on National Excitement Day.

Top draw!

I'm so excited that I'm going to risk my mantle as the most accurate predictor of shocking away wins on Shrimperzone and state we will blast Burnley 3-0. The Roots will be rocking from side to side as if we were at an Elvis come back concert. Leeds fans will read of our overwhelming win and not bother turning up on Saturday in fear of being overrun by our demi-Gods in Blue.

 

[callan]

Im more excited than the time I met the Pointer sisters, who back in 1982
wanted to "feel me touch me + wrap their legs around me".

 

[londonblue]

I'm more excited than I was when we played Crystal Palace!

 

[Firestorm]

I am more excited than a Tory MP at a gimp mask and fetish convention

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'm not quite as excited as Michael Ricketts in a cake shop, nor Barry Fry in a sweet shop.

 

[Cricko2]

Im more excited than the "Wild axe man" at a Jewish lads birth.:)

 

[Davros]

I'm more excited than Freddy Eastwood was when he came across an unguarded truck of Tarmac!