High as a Kite

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Morphine is fantastic!!!!

I had a new tattoo done yesterday and foolishly had part of it going over a bullet wound. It hurt a lot but I thought it would stop. At 2am it became unbearable and I went to A&E. They told me I was very silly, but I was willing to take some stick for a healthy dose of morphine. I may post in a slightly eccentric manner today.

 

[TrueBlue]

Morphine is fantastic!!!!

I had a new tattoo done yesterday and foolishly had part of it going over a bullet wound. It hurt a lot but I thought it would stop. at 2am it became unbearable and I went to A&E - morphine, fab!!!

In my dark days I use to take morphine to get high - Zydol they were which is Tramadol Hydrochloride make you all nice and numb if you take 6 and have a good beer also it is not illegal to be in possession as far as I know even though its a synthesised opium compound

Note: I don't condone anybody doing this ever! not big and not clever! despite of what I thought at the time.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Morphine is fantastic!!!!

I had a new tattoo done yesterday and foolishly had part of it going over a bullet wound. It hurt a lot but I thought it would stop. At 2am it became unbearable and I went to A&E. They told me I was very silly, but I was willing to take some stick for a healthy dose of morphine. I may post in a slightly eccentric manner today.

Karl.....what was the didg you got done??

 

[Cricko]

Karl.....what was the didg you got done??

SZ Powerbase of course ...

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

What's a didg? A didgeridoo? Am I being stupid here, or is Dave's eccentric spelling kicking in?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

What's a didg? A didgeridoo? Am I being stupid here, or is Dave's eccentric spelling kicking in?

It is CRS mate......as you say a Didg is a didgeridoo (Tattoo)

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

It is CRS mate......as you say a Didg is a didgeridoo (Tattoo)

There I am having a go at your spelling mate, and I'm just being a bit of a wally. Here's the design, has to be coloured yet.

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Is it Voodoo man from Live and Let Die?

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Is it Voodoo man from Live and Let Die?

It's an adaptation of the VAK 112 symbol, part of the Ajax F-Side. We had to give him a voodoo hat to cover up an old tat that looks sh!te. I love 'Live and Let Die', mainly for Roger Moore's powder blue safari suit.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Morphine is fantastic!!!!

I had a new tattoo done yesterday and foolishly had part of it going over a bullet wound. It hurt a lot but I thought it would stop. At 2am it became unbearable and I went to A&E. They told me I was very silly, but I was willing to take some stick for a healthy dose of morphine. I may post in a slightly eccentric manner today.

Well that at least explains a lot today then!

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Well that at least explains a lot today then!

I'm very rational Kay. I fancy you tons btw.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Hmm, yes, well! Never had morphine but can quite recommend the old gas and air though.

 

[Slipperduke]

Who on earth was silly enough to shoot you, BAG?

 

[Yer Blues]

i shot the Sheriff but i did not shoot the bent-er-ly

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Who on earth was silly enough to shoot you, BAG?

Bloody Fuzzy Wuzzies Old Boy! (Joke!!!! I've alienated enough people today).

Just a scratch Slipper, a mere flesh wound. I got shot in the shoulder by an Iraqi Freedom Fighter. God bless him.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Hmm, yes, well! Never had morphine but can quite recommend the old gas and air though.

I will remember that when we finally meet up.....

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Got to agree on the Morphine, I cracked a couple of Ribs playing 5 a side and ended up in Whitechapel hospital. They gave me self administering Morphine and i was flying. Little press every 5 mins done the job.

 

[OldBlueLady]

I presume the morphone will have worn off by now and pain may have kicked in?!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

There I am having a go at your spelling mate, and I'm just being a bit of a wally. Here's the design, has to be coloured yet.

It's that guy from Royston Vasey!!

 

[Tinks]

Unfortuntely, Morphine is one of those pain killers that the effects do wear off quite quickly which is in contrast to other opioid analgesics unless you have the special slow release form.

I am really surprised that they prescribed as they are not a first line pain relief.

They are also known for causing severe constipation.