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MK Shrimper
Striker
You got it mate. As long as you don't come against Blackadder of course!
canveyshrimper
R.I.P
No chance, might be 'Til Death us do Part mind.;)
Napster
No ⭐
Nice one. I am actually hoping for a Earl v Blackie final. (or Frasier...)
Napster
No ⭐
Oh and I've got my Frasier quotes at the ready for tomorrow. But just a sampler...
Niles: [about Maris] She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
Daphne: Oh dear... Did a plane almost crash?
Niles: No, she was bumped from first class. She still wakes up screaming.
Frasier: [Trying to comfort Daphne, who's unhappy with her love life] I know how bleak these times can be, but believe me, they come to an end sometime or later. I remember a time back in Boston, I was going through exactly what you're going through now. Just a week later I met a lovely barmaid, sophisticated... if a bit loquacious. W-we fell madly in love and we got engaged... 'course, she left me standing at the altar. But the point is, I didn't give up. I took my poor battered heart and offered it to Lillith... who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the puree button! I rebounded! And look how far I've come. I'm divorced... lonely... and living with my father.
Daphne: Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!
Niles: [about Maris] She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
Daphne: Oh dear... Did a plane almost crash?
Niles: No, she was bumped from first class. She still wakes up screaming.
Frasier: [Trying to comfort Daphne, who's unhappy with her love life] I know how bleak these times can be, but believe me, they come to an end sometime or later. I remember a time back in Boston, I was going through exactly what you're going through now. Just a week later I met a lovely barmaid, sophisticated... if a bit loquacious. W-we fell madly in love and we got engaged... 'course, she left me standing at the altar. But the point is, I didn't give up. I took my poor battered heart and offered it to Lillith... who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the puree button! I rebounded! And look how far I've come. I'm divorced... lonely... and living with my father.
Daphne: Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!
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