southendstrett
First XI
Admittedly I'm probably out of touch with todays 'yoof', but when and where the hell did this bumfluff beard thing come into fashion.
When I was at school it was only 13yr old asians who sported this kind of thing, but now it seems rife, and they seem to be popping up everywhere.
A young steward in the west stand has a fantastically uneven sprout of wispy facial hair, as does my nephew, (who I have asked about this fad, but due to him being a product of the Belfast schooling system, is totally incoherent), and surely, Simon Francis should know better.
So, Is there a particular role model for this craze?
Oh, and while I'm at it, all you studenty types, pull your bleeding trousers up,
no one is ingratiated at the sight of your skiddy keks looming ominously out the top of your jeans that are obviously too small because you can't seem to get them over your pelvis.
Where's my tablets, I'm going for a lie down.
When I was at school it was only 13yr old asians who sported this kind of thing, but now it seems rife, and they seem to be popping up everywhere.
A young steward in the west stand has a fantastically uneven sprout of wispy facial hair, as does my nephew, (who I have asked about this fad, but due to him being a product of the Belfast schooling system, is totally incoherent), and surely, Simon Francis should know better.
So, Is there a particular role model for this craze?
Oh, and while I'm at it, all you studenty types, pull your bleeding trousers up,
no one is ingratiated at the sight of your skiddy keks looming ominously out the top of your jeans that are obviously too small because you can't seem to get them over your pelvis.
Where's my tablets, I'm going for a lie down.
