Hayden Panettiere v Helen Mirren

[Interpol Shrimper]

Second contest today sees American actress and socialite Hayden Panettiere (pickledseal) up against Dick Bate's Protege's daughter of Essex (even though she slates it regularly) Helen Mirren...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Save the cheerleader, save the world!

 

[EastStandBlue]

Didn't Mirren say that Southend was the arm pit of Essex?

For that, and the obvious reason that Panettiere is gorgeous, I'm going for the cheerleader.

 

[undercovershrimper]

Didn't Mirren say that Southend was the arm pit of Essex?

For that, and the obvious reason that Panettiere is gorgeous, I'm going for the cheerleader.

Oh how some forget their roots. Her sister used to teach home ec at King John

 

[BrettieAngell]

Thats disgraceful, she is from Leigh isn't she?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Helen Mirren went to school at St Bernard's and was in the year above my Mum. And she used to have some rotten slavic name. She can go **** herself. Sorry DBP.

 

[pickledseal]

Seems to be going well for the cheerleader so far, but in case anyone is unsure, a few FHM shoot snaps.... (there is plenty more ammo, but I'll leave that for later rounds!)

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Desperates times call for desperate measures. I'm willing to buy everyone who votes for Mirren a pint in the Spread on saturday providing that she wins.

Remember, Hayden Ladyboy has hairy toes and earwax. (allegedly)

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

I voted for Helen Mirren. I had no idea who the other one is, and as no pics were on here at the time I voted, Mirren won my vote by default.

"The two most beautiful words in the English dictionary. De-fault! De-fault!" - Homer Simpson.

 

[pickledseal]

I voted for Helen Mirren. I had no idea who the other one is, and as no pics were on here at the time I voted, Mirren won my vote by default.

"The two most beautiful words in the English dictionary. De-fault! De-fault!" - Homer Simpson.

Mate, you should really get into Heroes.

 

[Ulysses]

The weird thing is i've met both these ladies. Helen Mirren in about 1992 and Hayden Panettiere in Long Beach about 2 years ago. Sorry Miss Panettiere but you are like wood compared to the Essex Beauty YEH Majesty!

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Surely Helen Mirren is far too old to be in a Totty competition-or are some of you guys necrophiliacs? :puke

 

[Smudger]

Helen Mirren is a vile old dog that called our town a sheissehole to the world's media. If any zoner shagged her in the future I would hope that it would be a) up the Gary b) contain a dirty sanchez middle and c) a bukkake end.

Thanks.