Have you seen enough action in life?

[DTS]

A mate of mine is getting married. Anyway went out for a beer a few weeks ago and one of his main reasons for being unsure was that he had smashed enough women in his time.

His numbers stand at 5 which is pretty dismal considering he is 30 odd and not a bad looking bloke (Not that I think that I must add).

I personally think I have lived a decent life (Most of it recorded on Shrimperzone) on that front so I dont think its too tough now to be good.

Do you feel you have seen enough action, or maybe too much.

 

[Uncle Leo]

A few more wouldn't have gone amiss. I had a dismal record at university.

 

[duncan bulgaria]

I think that i have done the leigh/southend/chelmsford/London circiut one too many times so now that i have finally met and settled down with my young lady , i am safe in the knowledge that i have done well in the past and have hung the boots/gloves up with a decent record under my belt.

Couldn't imagine settling down without a good innings and the good thing is my missus knows i was a bit of a boy in the past , which means the is no chance of any skeletons coing up to put her off me !!!

 

[Pubey]

i'm pretty happy... been settled down for a while now but my 1st year record was pretty good. there is always a bit of me that things that a couple more nights on the scrape would be a right laugh, but with my mates also having settled down it wouldn't really be like the good-old-days!

 

[BrettieAngell]

I've done alright.

 

[C C Csiders]

I'm extremely ugly with a farcically small penis. So I would have thought that I should be happy with the 2 sexual experiences I have had.

 

[Pubey]

I'm extremely ugly with a farcically small penis. So I would have thought that I should be happy with the 2 sexual experiences I have had.

are you Steed Malbranque?!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Got married for the first time 6 months before turning 40.....I have had a right good time getting to 40, many women and many good memories. Got it all out of my system and now happy to embrace married life

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

I'm extremely ugly with a farcically small penis. So I would have thought that I should be happy with the 2 sexual experiences I have had.

Kevin Maher?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Single, so not enough!

 

[Dept36]

Having been a sex addict for over 20 years i can say hand on heart ive had to much action,my all time high was boffing 4 different women in one day.
I would like to state that it wasnt big and was not clever and with any addiction you have to know you have a problem before you can sort it out.
Hello im a sex addict and ive be clean for 3 and a half years now.

 

[MK Shrimper]

4 women a day? Different women? Jeezus!

 

[Cricko]

Having been a sex addict for over 20 years i can say hand on heart ive had to much action,my all time high was boffing 4 different women in one day.
I would like to state that it wasnt big and was not clever and with any addiction you have to know you have a problem before you can sort it out.
Hello im a sex addict and ive be clean for 3 and a half years now.

You dirty old man....;) Ack-shirley 5 is my record within 24 hours......:angel: this was during a competition many years ago ...which is another story ...

 

[Pubey]

my two in one night sounds feeble now

 

[MK Shrimper]

I feel like a virgin now :(

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

my all time high was boffing 4 different women in one day.

my two in one night sounds feeble now

Blimey, & to think I was chuffed with my 3 different birds over 3 consecutive days! :(

 

[Firestorm]

I feel like a virgin now :(

So do I

Do you know where i can get one at Lunchtime on a Friday in the city

 

[Firestorm]

Christ , I don't recall having two in the same decade...........

 

[Cricko]

So do I

Do you know where i can get one at Lunchtime on a Friday in the city

Well here of course Gary..

 

[canveyshrimper]

Christ , I don't recall having two in the same decade...........

Same century for me mate.:'(