Have you heard?

[gazza]

Apparently the club have ordered more lightbulbs for the scoreboard on tuesday...............just in case the score gets into double figures!! (Southend of course :-))

Sorry bored and depressed, hoping for a turn around anytime soon.

Post your gloom breaking joke here.

 

[Nestudas]

I heard that as a present for Fergie celebrating 20 years as Man U manager we are going to gift him a easy passage into the next round

 

[Tilly hates yellow boots]

As a present for fergie, were going to play Guttridge.

 

[sufcintheprem]

I heard that to save time and money, the away team is going to have '3' written against their name.

 

[blue heaven]

dont fib you mean three in each half.

 

[smith southend shrimper]

I heard they are bringing the local cricket scoreboard.

 

[Colchester and proud!]

I heard to help your defence, United are going to play Charlton and Law up front

Sorry guys just having a laugh

 

[Bluesmanager]

I'd rather have Charlton and Law's autographs than Ronaldo and Ferdinand.

I heard they were going to skip the footie and use the table tennis scoreline.

 

[shrimptank]

Dont know why you are all taking the ****.... i think we will win!!!

 

[McNasty]

Don't care what you lot think , I'm off to the bookies tomorrow to put money on a Southend victory.

 

[smith southend shrimper]

I was only joking. I think we have a good chance of winning. We are 6/1 to win !

 

[Colchester and proud!]

Quote[/b] (Bluesmanager @ Nov. 05 2006,18:32)]I'd rather have Charlton and Law's autographs than Ronaldo and Ferdinand.

I heard they were going to skip the footie and use the table tennis scoreline.

Me too, they were true legends, not the cocky show offs that adorn the Premiership today.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Exactly. Still, someone who refrains from mouthing off or diving wouldn't be too bad. Giggs maybe?

 

[Soton Blue]

Let's just enjoy the occasion!