Gwen Stefani

[DTS]

I was down my local meat market on Friday. They always have music on and videos on the background so that perv's like me and the lads can ogle girls that are hardly old enough to drink.

Anyway my mate Fist starts saying she is fantastic while looking at the dance floor. I thought he was looking at the 20 stone heffer that was dancing - Then I realise he is watching a video of Gwen Stefani.

My mate loves her and seems to bring her up everytime he has the chance. I personally think she is so middle of the road its intrue.

Your thoughts on this delicate matter please.

Ps - If you Google Images Gwen Stefani you can have a gander at her wears on page one....Not bad....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Utter Munter

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

If only for this classic Vandals cover;- No Doubt song on Utube then I would credit her with a few vinegar strokes of my elixir, if she begged.

 

[Slipperduke]

Good bone structure, timeless beauty. Can't go wrong with cheekbones like that

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Would quite happily slip her a length, if she asked nicely...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Gwen Stefani as mad bottle blonde / Myra Hindley look = nasty.

Gwen Stefani as brunette in her video "Cool" = tasty.

Weird, but true.  The evidence:

 

[KrustyTheKray]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 23 2006,15:53)]Gwen Stefani as mad bottle blonde / Myra Hindley look = nasty.

Gwen Stefani as brunette in her video "Cool" = tasty.

Weird, but true.  The evidence:

Wow she looks hot!

 

[C C Csiders]

Yuk!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I'd bang it.

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Only up the rear!!!!!

 

[class]

I Would.

"watcha waiting for"?

 

[Kenny]

I used to think Stefani was ultra hot then she did that rap video with Eve. Right at the end of it she opened up her jacket, flasher style to reveal.......pretty much nothing at all. She had even less cleavage then Mel C. In fact the vid in question is on youtube

I've never looked at her the same way since.

 

[hexagon_sun]

Nice to look at, f%cking horrible to listen to.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

too pale. got better at home thanks

much better

 

[shooter mcgavin]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Nov. 23 2006,15:38)]If only for this classic Vandals cover;- No Doubt song on Utube then I would credit her with a few vinegar strokes of my elixir,   if she begged.

Ah....The Vandals - classically sloppy pop punk of the highest order. Had to YouTube a few more of their vids after seeing this link, "My Girlfriend's dead", "I have a date" etc - magic stuff!!

As for Stefani - of course I would, but wouldn't ever be a true future Mrs McGavin contender until she paid for a boob job!!

 

[Bluesmanager]

I wouldn't go near her with a 50 foot barge pole!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Good, tasty Spanish meat!

So defo-nightly ...

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Nov. 24 2006,13:23)]Good, tasty Spanish meat!

Spanish?

so she's got armpits like hinge and brackets wig eh?
lo que flota su barco

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Nov. 24 2006,14:27)]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Nov. 24 2006,13:23)]Good, tasty Spanish meat!

Spanish?

so she's got armpits like hinge and brackets wig eh?
lo que flota su barco

Well, actually she's of Italian extraction but, in the brunette pose, it's remarkable how she looks like many of the Spanish lasses here in Javea!! Yum!!