Going teetotal!

[Winkle]

Having been off work on a weeks holiday has been good, but there comes a time when we all have to face up to our own demons and mine ( this week ) has been getting s*******d too many times, with the mother of all hangovers!
It as become quite apparent that this weeks events have finally caught up with me,with my liver finally saying,STOP, NO MORE. Apparently I chundered on the train last week (but dont remember) and beleive me I never chunder, but last night should have been about a few beers and a quiet game of snooker, but instead turned into an absoulute massive session. and a poker tornament.............I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER.
I have obviously lost that litte mans voice inside of me that tells me " YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH" or "PLEASE DONT DO THE KEBAB ON THE WAY HOME" so grabbing the bull by the preverbial hornes I have decided , from today that, this Shrimper is on the wagon for at very least a month.
I think maybe I have been a bit reckless since the Marathon, so from Know on, I am going to treat my body like the Tempal it deserves, No alchohol, no kebabs(chicken or meat),no sex...........!!!! only pasta and rice for me, and if I new how to change my username , I would be the artist formally nown as "Winkle" to "THE MONK".
So I am in pre season training mode, just like the blues, ready for the Barbecue season to start.
P.S not sure the missus could stand the lack of bedroom activity, so with a heavy heart I may have and sort out some sort of rationing, to keep her happy.

 

[South Bank Hank]

The SZBC claims its first victim?
Who will be next?



Come on Winkle... I've lost count of the number of times I've denounced alcohol as the work of the devil after a heavy session, only to be tempted by its wickedness once again. Isn't that just how it works? Big night out, major regret. Big night out, etc, etc...?

Anyway, you've answered your own question. It's not the beer, it's the kebabs.

 

[Cricko2]

There is more chance of your dog turning Gay than you giving up drink Winkle.:D

 

[DTS]

Hello mate,

I think you will find that its just your body re-adjusting after the marathon. After I did it it took me ages to get back to normal.

I was going out for months after and getting smashed of my face on three pints.

I think you need to drink more and more just to get back to your previous levels.

 

[canveyshrimper]

The SZBC claims its first victim?
Who will be next?



Come on Winkle... I've lost count of the number of times I've denounced alcohol as the work of the devil after a heavy session, only to be tempted by its wickedness once again. Isn't that just how it works? Big night out, major regret. Big night out, etc, etc...?

Anyway, you've answered your own question. It's not the beer, it's the kebabs.

What do they put in kebabs that make them so attractive after a massive skinful of ale?

Fortunately I can now resist the dreaded doner on the way home, all I have to do is take a 3 mile detour past the Indian take outs and I'm laughing.

Forgoing the demon drink is no way to go, as SBH says, it's the kebabs that need to go.:p

 

[Cricko2]

I am now going to get my hair cut ....Does this mean I will lose all my strength? I may never be able to hold a Pint again EEEkkk:eek:

No more flowing Locks ....and Peter Stringfellow comments Thank You

 

[DTS]

I am now going to get my hair cut ....Does this mean I will lose all my strength? I may never be able to hold a Pint again EEEkkk:eek:

Go on Stringfellow....

You can do it..

:)

 

[Flinty]

I am now going to get my hair cut ....Does this mean I will lose all my strength? I may never be able to hold a Pint again EEEkkk:eek:

No more flowing Locks ....and Peter Stringfellow comments Thank You

i think we need a photo Cricko.......

 

[Winkle]

Hello mate,

I think you will find that its just your body re-adjusting after the marathon. After I did it it took me ages to get back to normal.

I was going out for months after and getting smashed of my face on three pints.

I think you need to drink more and more just to get back to your previous levels.

You may be onto something here! Perhaps all them monthes of training as caught up with me, and subconsiously I have been in Kronenberg denial!. However, abstinance might have the reverse effect and I could possibly fall into the pit of reverse self denial.

Im cured!!!!!

Sadly, the missus has put it in no uncertain terms that if get I s*******d again this week that she will refrain from nuptuals for the forseeable future,so I am airing in the side of caution and in "rocky balboa mode".

 

[class]

she will refrain from nuptuals for the forseeable future,so I am airing in the side of caution and in "rocky balboa mode".

What, screaming "Adrian" everytime you make love, you mean? :confused: :p

 

[Winkle]

What, screaming "Adrian" everytime you make love, you mean? :confused: :p

I think getting In at 3am, trying to get my jeans off and falling over, and Positioning said body " anchored off Bum Island" didnt how do you say it......... do me any favours with the beloved!

 

[ldnfatso]

Having been off work on a weeks holiday has been good, but there comes a time when we all have to face up to our own demons and mine ( this week ) has been getting s*******d too many times, with the mother of all hangovers!
It as become quite apparent that this weeks events have finally caught up with me,with my liver finally saying,STOP, NO MORE. Apparently I chundered on the train last week (but dont remember) and beleive me I never chunder, but last night should have been about a few beers and a quiet game of snooker, but instead turned into an absoulute massive session. and a poker tornament.............I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER.
I have obviously lost that litte mans voice inside of me that tells me " YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH" or "PLEASE DONT DO THE KEBAB ON THE WAY HOME" so grabbing the bull by the preverbial hornes I have decided , from today that, this Shrimper is on the wagon for at very least a month.
I think maybe I have been a bit reckless since the Marathon, so from Know on, I am going to treat my body like the Tempal it deserves, No alchohol, no kebabs(chicken or meat),no sex...........!!!! only pasta and rice for me, and if I new how to change my username , I would be the artist formally nown as "Winkle" to "THE MONK".
So I am in pre season training mode, just like the blues, ready for the Barbecue season to start.
P.S not sure the missus could stand the lack of bedroom activity, so with a heavy heart I may have and sort out some sort of rationing, to keep her happy.

My fiver says you won't last 1 week!

 

[Cricko2]

i think we need a photo Cricko.......

It's all gone...:cry: I will have to drag a few of the local Clique for a beer next week to show proof mate.

No longer Stringfellow more Brad Pitt now ..And NO not his brother Cest.