Goalkeeper

[steveh1510]

Well?

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

the goalie in playforclub.com it was like Gordan Banks from days gone

 

[wiggy]

You"re so unfunny and witless steveh1510 it must be embarrising to go through life if this is the best you can come up with!

 

[W4 Shrimper]

Anyone who saw Matt the Shrimp pole dancing in The Reflex in Cardiff will surely vote for him. The most remarkable display of agility since the days of Olga Korbut.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I voted for your Aunt Norma - unlike her, I&#39;m rubbish between the <s> sheets </s> sticks.

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (wiggy @ May 06 2004,12:52)]You&quot;re so unfunny and witless steveh1510 it must be embarrising to go through life if this is the best you can come up with&#33;

If you saw my face you&#39;d know that my lack of wit was the least of my worries.

 

[The General]

What about Leeboy ...

Kev

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

P.S. If you&#39;re voting for me because of my corpulence... c&#39;mon fellas, I&#39;m not that big&#33;

 

[W4 Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ May 06 2004,12:58)]P.S. If you&#39;re voting for me because of my corpulence... c&#39;mon fellas, I&#39;m not that big&#33;

Matt, it&#39;s the way you can move on a dance floor. Translate that to the six yard box and Flavs is history&#33;

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (W4 Shrimper @ May 06 2004,13:00)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ May 06 2004,12:58)]P.S. If you&#39;re voting for me because of my corpulence... c&#39;mon fellas, I&#39;m not that big&#33;

Matt, it&#39;s the way you can move on a dance floor. Translate that to the six yard box and Flavs is history&#33;

Nah, I&#39;d be making lurve to the goalposts as the shots rain in...

Matt

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ May 06 2004,13:02)]

Quote[/b] (W4 Shrimper @ May 06 2004,13:00)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ May 06 2004,12:58)]P.S. If you're voting for me because of my corpulence... c'mon fellas, I'm not that big!

Matt, it's the way you can move on a dance floor. Translate that to the six yard box and Flavs is history!

Nah, I'd be making lurve to the goalposts as the shots rain in...

 

Matt

Not a nice thought methinks....

 

[South Bank Hank]

I&#39;ve heard Aunt Norma&#39;s got hands like dinner plates..

 

[Barmy Army]

Surprisingly enough I went with Darryl.

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (wiggy @ May 06 2004,12:52)]You&quot;re so unfunny and witless steveh1510 it must be embarrising to go through life if this is the best you can come up with&#33;

HAHA well said

 

[steveh1510]

FACTS: out of those polled, 30% would prefer Matt the Shrimp or Napster in goal over Darryl Flahavan, 10% would prefer either my Aunt or Uncle, and 7.50% would prefer Mel Capleton back.

I only hope Steve Tilson is reading this.

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Quote[/b] (shrimpboy @ May 06 2004,19:48)]

Quote[/b] (wiggy @ May 06 2004,12:52)]You&quot;re so unfunny and witless steveh1510 it must be embarrising to go through life if this is the best you can come up with&#33;

HAHA well said

Oh yes Gimpboy and Wiggy the fonts of all things comedic, I bow down to your comical superiority.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ May 07 2004,08:43)]FACTS: out of those polled, 30% would prefer Matt the Shrimp or Napster in goal over Darryl Flahavan

Blimey. I don;t know if to take that as a compliment or not.

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 07 2004,12:46)]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ May 07 2004,08:43)]FACTS: out of those polled, 30% would prefer Matt the Shrimp or Napster in goal over Darryl Flahavan

Blimey. I don;t know if to take that as a compliment or not.

 

Nah, take it as a sign about how low some people view Darryl.