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Girls Aloud

That's because they've all got boobs and bums. I've never understood why girls think that we don't like that.

If you ask a girl who the most beautiful girl in the world is, the vast majority will say Kate Moss. Frankly, I think she looks like a stuffed crow in drag. Ask a man, he'll say Kelly Brook. Or, as the last Totty Cup showed, Keeley.

Why do girls think we'll like them more if they look like skinny boys?
 
Why do girls think we'll like them more if they look like skinny boys?

Because the opinion-makers in the world of fashion are either:

(a) other women (and, as we know, no one is more critical of and vindictive towards a woman than another woman); or

(b) gay men (who do like skinny boys).

Women don't go on diets or dress to impress straight men. If they did, they wouldn't all be aspiring to look like Kate Moss.
 
Cheryl and Nicola look better now and the others look just as good, but it doesn't help that they are dressed awfully in that picture.
 

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